Funny boat quotes

A boat is a hole in the water, endlessly throwing money into it.

Boats are like marriage – you have to maintain them or they’ll sink.

I don’t need therapy, I just need to go fishing.

Saltwater cures all wounds, including a bad day at work.

Life is better on a boat, especially if it has a bar.

Boats are like shoes, you can never have just one.

If you want to know if someone is a true friend, take them fishing.

The best view on the water is from a boat.

A bad day on a boat is better than a good day in the office.

Boats are the perfect escape from everyday life.

I never drink water, unless it’s been through a still.

A boat is like a magic carpet – it takes you away to paradise.

Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

Boats don’t have brakes, but they do have anchors.

Some people just need a boat to keep them from going overboard.

Life is short, buy the boat.

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

Boating is the best way to spend your golden years.

The best way to catch a fish is to think like a fish.

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.

Boat hair, don’t care.

I’m a master baiter – I catch everything on the hook.

Saltwater runs through my veins.

Fish tremble at the sound of my outboard motor.

There’s nothing more calming than the sound of waves hitting the hull of a boat.

Fishing is just a bunch of waiting interrupted by brief moments of excitement.

I’m not a fisherman, I’m a fish whisperer.

If I can’t fish in heaven, I’m not going.

The best way to unwind is to cast a line.

Boating: the art of turning money into noise.

I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new fishing spots.

Fishing is a tangle game of patience and hope.

Boats are like wine – they get better with age.

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

I plan on living life at the end of a dock.

I could give up fishing, but I’m not a quitter.

I’m not addicted to fishing, I’m just in a long-term relationship with it.

A boat is a hole in the water that you pour money into, but it’s also your escape from reality.

Fishing: the only sport where the equipment is worth more than the prize.

The best time to go fishing is when you can’t go fishing.

A boat is like a floating home, but with better views.

A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other.

I don’t always go fishing, but when I do, I catch something.

The ocean is my happy place, and a boat is my ticket to get there.

Life is better with a boat. It’s also more expensive, but totally worth it.