Funny Black Good Morning Quotes

Good morning! Remember, coffee is my spirit animal.

Rise and shine! Time to kick butt and take names.

Good morning! Just remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It’s a good morning to be fabulous!

Good morning! I woke up like this… tired.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to have a good day.

Good morning! Don’t forget to put on your happy face.

Wake up and be awesome! Good morning!

Good morning! I haven’t had my coffee yet, so don’t make me do stuff.

Rise and shine! Don’t forget to put on your invisible crown.

Good morning! The snooze button is my best friend.

Wake up and smell the sarcasm. Good morning!

Good morning! Today, I will be as useless as the g in lasagna.

Rise and shine! I’m like an alarm clock, but with more sass.

Good morning! I’m not a morning person… or an afternoon person… or an evening person.

Wake up and be awesome! But first, coffee.

Good morning! I need my coffee before I can pretend to be an adult.

Rise and shine! Don’t worry, morning people, we hate you too.

Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard.

Wake up and smell the roses… or the coffee. Good morning!

Good morning! I’m not a morning person, but I’m also not a rude person… so let’s both pretend I’m awake and happy.

Funny Black Good Morning Quotes part 2

Rise and shine! It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.

Good morning! Mondays are like mosquitoes. Annoying and they always show up when you least expect it.

Wake up and conquer the day! Or at least try not to fall asleep at your desk. Good morning!

Good morning! If at first you don’t succeed, try again. And if that doesn’t work, have a donut.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to wear your favorite sweatpants and be lazy.

Good morning! Let’s start the day with a positive attitude… and a large coffee.

Wake up and be awesome! Or at least try not to trip over anything. Good morning!

Good morning! Life is short, so make sure to take naps whenever you can.

Rise and shine! It’s a beautiful day to be in bed.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your to-do list be short.

Wake up and smell the coffee… or tea… or energy drink. Good morning!

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, add some vodka and have a party.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to do absolutely nothing.

Good morning! Don’t worry, be happy… or at least pretend to be until you finish your coffee.

Wake up and be awesome! Or just survive… whatever works for you. Good morning!

Good morning! I am not a morning person, but I am a donut person, so there’s that.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to wear your pajamas all day long.

Good morning! If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.

Wake up and smell the coffee… or just pretend to until you finish your first cup. Good morning!

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your productivity be nonexistent.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to be grateful for the snooze button.

Good morning! Life is short, so eat the cake… for breakfast.

Wake up and make today amazing! Or at least try not to spill your coffee. Good morning!

Good morning! May your day be as bright and beautiful as your smile.