Funny Baseball Quotes

In baseball, it’s not the size of the bat that matters, it’s how you swing it.

Baseball is the only sport where you can hit a ball and still miss it.

Life is like a baseball game: sometimes you strike out, sometimes you hit a home run.

I don’t always play baseball, but when I do, I prefer to hit grand slams.

When life throws you a curveball, swing for the fences.

I can’t run fast, but I can definitely hit a ball that’s not moving.

Baseball is the only sport where you can enjoy a hot dog and beer while playing.

I’m not the best at baseball, but I’m definitely the most entertaining.

If baseball were easy, it would be called football.

I’m not a pitcher, but I can definitely strike you with my charm.

Baseball is like love: you win some, you lose some, and sometimes you’re just left with a broken heart.

I’m not a baseball expert, but I can definitely hit a ball in the right direction.

In baseball, you don’t need a coach, you just need a good sense of humor.

Baseball is a game of inches, which explains why I’m always a few inches short of hitting the ball.

I may not be in the major leagues, but I’m definitely a pro at making people laugh with my baseball skills.

In baseball, it’s not about how many pitches you throw, it’s about how many laughs you can get.

You may strike out in baseball, but at least you get a free walk to first base.

Funny Baseball Quotes part 2

Baseball is the perfect blend of athleticism and comic relief.

Age is just a number in baseball, unless you’re trying to hit a fastball.

Baseball: the only sport where it’s acceptable to slide into someone’s DMs.

I’m not a home run hitter, but I can definitely hit a home run in the dance circle.

Baseball is all about strategy: bunt, steal, and hope the pitcher doesn’t notice your dance moves.

I may not have a favorite team, but I definitely have a favorite baseball-themed costume.

I don’t always watch baseball, but when I do, it’s for the mascots.

Baseball is a lot like dating: you have to be patient, take your time, and hope you don’t strike out.

I don’t have a signature move in baseball, but I do have a signature dance move.

In baseball, it’s not about how hard you swing, it’s about how hard you can make people laugh.

Baseball is the only sport where you can hit a ball with a stick and call it a home run.

I may not be able to hit a ball, but I can definitely catch a fly with my mouth.

I used to think baseball was boring, until I discovered the joy of heckling.

In baseball, the outfield is where dreams go to die… or land in someone’s beer cup.

Baseball is the only sport where you can get a standing ovation for striking out.

I may not be a superstar in baseball, but I’m definitely a hit in the comedy club.

Baseball is a game of technique, skill, and pretending to know what a strike zone is.

I used to be a baseball player, but then I took a curveball to the knee.

They say baseball is a gentleman’s sport, but I say it’s a comedian’s playground.

Baseball is a lot like life: sometimes you’re up to bat, sometimes you’re in the outfield.

I may not be able to hit a home run, but I can definitely hit a piñata.

In baseball, timing is everything… except when it comes to telling jokes.

I may not have the best aim in baseball, but I can definitely hit your funny bone.

Baseball is the only sport where you can catch a fly ball and the flu at the same time.

I’m not a baseball player, but I can definitely steal a few hearts.

Baseball is all about teamwork: unless you’re trying to catch a foul ball, then it’s every man for himself.

I may not have the strongest arm in baseball, but I have the best one-liners.

In baseball, it’s not about the size of your bat, it’s about how you use it to make people laugh.