Funny Atheist Quotes

I don’t believe in God, but I believe in laughter.

Atheism: The only sin is taking life too seriously.

I’m an atheist, and the only faith I have is in my sense of humor.

I found God once, but he didn’t have a sense of humor, so I left.

I don’t need a god to believe in miracles. Just give me a funny cat video.

Atheists have a sense of humor because we don’t have a deity to answer to.

I asked God for a sense of humor, but he said I had to find it on my own.

The only holy book I believe in is a joke book.

I may not believe in God, but I always have faith in a great punchline.

Why pray when you can laugh? Laughter is the universal language.

I’m an atheist, but I still say ‘oh my god’ when something funny happens.

I don’t need religion to have a moral compass. Comedy is my guide.

I’ve never found God, but I have found some hilarious memes.

God may not have a sense of humor, but the universe definitely does.

Atheism: In comedy we trust.

I don’t believe in heaven, but I hope they have stand-up comedy there.

Life is too short to take seriously, especially when there’s comedy.

I don’t believe in praying, but I’ll always ask the universe for a good laugh.

If God had a sense of humor, the world would be a funnier place.

I don’t have faith in God, but I have faith in the power of laughter.

Funny Atheist Quotes part 2

Atheists don’t have a holy book, but we have a hilarious bookshelf.

I don’t believe in God, but I believe in the healing power of laughter.

Atheism: Laughing in the face of divine intervention.

I’m an atheist, but I go to church for the stand-up comedy night.

I’ve never found God, but I have found some hilarious atheist memes.

I don’t need religion to find meaning in life; I find it in comedy.

Atheists don’t go to church, but we hold our services at the comedy club.

I may not believe in God, but I have faith in the power of a good gut-busting laugh.

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I hope there’s a heavenly comedy club.

Atheism: The funniest religion you’ve never heard of.

I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in the divine comedy of life.

Atheists don’t have a holy text, but we have an unlimited supply of jokes.

I don’t have faith in a higher power, but I have faith in the power of a good joke.

Atheism: Where logic meets laughter.

I may not believe in God, but I definitely believe in the power of humor.

Atheists don’t have the fear of God, but we definitely fear a comedy flop.

I don’t believe in divine intervention, but I do believe in the power of laughter to brighten your day.

Atheism: The religion that brings a smile to your face.

I don’t have faith in an all-powerful being, but I have faith in the healing power of laughter.

Atheists don’t pray, but we do ask the universe for a good punchline.

I don’t need religion to find happiness; I find it in humorous moments.

Atheism: Where skepticism and laughter go hand in hand.

I don’t believe in God, but I believe in the power of a good joke to transcend boundaries.

Atheists don’t have a prayer book, but we have a library of comedy specials.

I may not believe in God, but I do believe in the power of laughter to bring people together.