Turning 40 means you’re halfway to 80 – congratulations!
They say life begins at 40, but I’m still waiting for the party to start!
Life is a journey and the 40s are just the scenic route.
Happy 40th birthday! At this age, you can finally embrace your inner teenager…with a few more wrinkles.
They say 40 is the new 30, but your backache and gray hairs disagree!
Congratulations on turning 40 – now you can officially join the ‘over the hill’ club!
Being fabulous at 40 is easy when you have great friends and an unlimited supply of anti-aging creams!
They say 40 is the age when you start to appreciate the little things in life, like a good nap and a comfortable pair of shoes.
Forty is the perfect age – old enough to know better, but young enough to pretend you don’t!
Life is too short to be serious all the time, especially when you’re
So let’s eat cake and have some fun!
Happy 40th birthday! Remember, age is just a number…a really big number.
Turning 40 is like realizing you left your sunglasses on top of your head…for the past decade.
Happy 40th! Age is just a number, but a saggy butt is a real thing.
Welcome to the fabulous 40s – where gray hairs and laugh lines are just proof of a life well-lived!
Forty is the new 30…until you try to stay up past 9 pm!
Happy 40th birthday! Now you can officially blame everything on a midlife crisis.
They say 40 is the age of wisdom, but I’m still waiting for the wisdom to kick in!
Congratulations on reaching the top of the hill – it’s all downhill from here!
Turning 40 is like entering a new chapter of your life…with reading glasses and a heating pad.
Forty is the age when you finally realize that life is too short for uncomfortable shoes and bad haircuts.
Happy 40th birthday! May your midlife crisis be filled with fast cars and ridiculous purchases.
They say 40 is the new 20, but I’ll take the wisdom and experience that comes with age any day.
At 40, you start to appreciate the finer things in life – like stretchy waistbands and midday naps.
Happy 40th! Remember, it’s not the years that count, it’s the wrinkles they leave behind.
They say life begins at 40…well, at least the wrinkles and gray hairs make it look that way!
Turning 40 means you’ve officially graduated from the ‘hot mess’ phase to the ‘hot flash’ phase!
Congratulations on surviving four decades of life – you deserve a celebration filled with laughter and plenty of wine!
At 40, you have the perfect excuse for forgetting things…you can blame it on ‘age-related memory loss’.
Happy 40th birthday! May your forties be filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of cake!
They say 40 is the new 30, but I don’t remember needing glasses and an extra hour of sleep when I was 30!
Welcome to the 40s, where every day is a new adventure in finding gray hairs and discovering which body part will ache next!
Turning 40 means you’re officially old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn!
Happy 40th birthday! May you age like a fine wine…preferably with lots of humor and a generous pour!
Congratulations on reaching the 40th level of life – may your ‘game over’ be far, far away!
At 40, you can truly appreciate the beauty of a good night’s sleep…even if it means falling asleep on the couch at 8 pm!
Happy 40th! May your life be filled with love, laughter, and the occasional forgetfulness that comes with age!
Forty is just the beginning of the best years of your life – now you can finally blame your forgetfulness on ‘senior moments’!
Turning 40 means you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to pretend you don’t!
Happy 40th birthday! May your 40s be filled with more fun and laughter than a lifetime supply of dad jokes!
Congratulations on turning 40 – may your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor!
At 40, you can finally say ‘I’m too old for this’ and get away with it!
Happy 40th! May you always have the wisdom to know when to embrace your inner child…and when to take a nap.
Forty is the age when you can finally stop worrying about what others think and start embracing your true, fabulous self!
Turning 40 is like a wake-up call – it’s time to party like it’s 1999…because your knees won’t let you party like it’s 2019!
Happy 40th birthday! May your 40s be filled with endless laughter, good friends, and the ability to laugh at yourself – because wrinkles are just proof of a life well-lived!
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