Funniest Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows

We’re vampires, we don’t put down towels!

I don’t know what I’m doing half the time, but I do it with flair.

We are a group of highly sophisticated vampires… trying to take over the world.

Life is so much more enjoyable when you’re not plagued by a beating heart.

I’m not a killer, I’m a collector of experiences.

I live for the night, when the stars come out and the blood flows freely.

I’m not afraid of the dark, I am the darkness itself.

We’re immortal, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun.

In the shadows, we find solace and strength.

Vampires don’t sleep, we dream of eternal darkness.

Having a reflection is overrated, I prefer to be a mystery to myself.

It’s not easy being undead, but it sure beats being alive.

Blood is the elixir of life, and I am the master of its artistry.

Death is a lover that never disappoints, always there to embrace us.

The night is our canvas, and blood is our medium.

Vampires don’t get old, they get timeless.

Immortality is a gift and a curse, but mostly a gift.

We are creatures of the night, forever bound by the moon’s silver threads.

Life is fleeting, but immortality is forever.

We may be immortal, but that doesn’t mean we’re invincible.

Why waste eternity on guilt when you can indulge in the pleasures of the night?

Funniest Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows part 2

We are the nightwalkers, the guardians of darkness.

I’m not afraid of death, I embrace it. It’s life that scares me.

We are the shadows that dance on the edge of mortality.

To live forever is both a blessing and a curse.

Sunlight is for mortals, moonlight is for vampires.

I prefer the taste of blood to the taste of life.

We are immortal, yet we are always in search of something more.

Vampires don’t need sleep, we thrive in the darkness of the night.

We may drink blood, but that doesn’t make us monsters. It just makes us different.

We are the hunters, and the night is our prey.

Vampires don’t age, we evolve.

We are the children of the night, forever chasing the moon’s silver rays.

In the darkness, we find the truth of our existence.

Vampires don’t need mirrors, we know we are captivating.

Life is fleeting, but death is eternal.

We are the keepers of secrets, the watchers in the shadows.

We will never be understood by mortals, but we don’t need their approval.

The moon is our guide, and the night is our domain.

Vampires don’t fear death, we embrace it as a lover.

We are the descendants of darkness, the inheritors of the night.

We are the chosen ones, blessed and cursed with eternal life.

In the shadows, we find freedom from the constraints of mortality.

We are the creatures of the night, forever seeking solace in the stars.

Vampires don’t fear the sun, we embrace the darkness it creates.