Funniest Quotes About Guys

Guys are like stars – there are millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true.

Guys are like parking spots – the good ones are always taken.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If guys had a remote control, they would fast forward to the good parts.

Guys are like noodles – they need boiling hot water to make them useful.

A guy is like a deck of cards – you need a heart to fall in love, a diamond to marry, a club to kill, and a spade to bury.

Guys are like snowstorms – you never know when they’re coming, how long they’ll last, or how many inches you’ll get.

Guys are like onions – they make you cry, but they also add flavor to your life.

A guy will give you the world, until he realizes he is the world.

Guys are like cats – they always land on their feet, even after they mess up.

Guys are like chocolate bars – sweet and tempting, but ultimately bad for your health.

A guy will promise you the moon and stars, but deliver you a cloud.

Guys are like soccer players – they fake injuries to get free kicks.

Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree.

Guys are like shoes – you can never have too many, but some are just more comfortable than others.

A guy will always find a way to make you laugh, even if it’s at his own expense.

Guys are like rubber bands – they stretch you to your limits, but they always come back.

Funniest Quotes About Guys part 2

If guys had a slogan, it would be ‘Life is short. Play hard.’

A guy is like a puzzle – you have to figure him out one piece at a time.

Guys are like ice cream – they may come in different flavors, but they all eventually melt.

A guy will never understand the struggle of finding the perfect pair of jeans.

Guys are like toddlers – they will cry and throw a tantrum when they don’t get what they want.

If guys were superheroes, they would be ‘Captain Procrastination’ – always saving the day at the last minute.

A guy will never admit that he’s lost, even when he’s standing right in front of a map.

Guys are like buses – you wait forever for one, and then three come at once.

A guy will always think he’s the funniest person in the room, even when no one else is laughing.

Guys are like balloons – they can be full of hot air, but they’re still fun to play with.

If guys had a manual, it would be written in a language no one understands.

A guy is like a work of art – you have to appreciate the flaws to truly appreciate the beauty.

Guys are like GPS systems – they may lead you in the wrong direction, but they always find a way to get you back on track.

A guy will never understand the satisfaction of peeling off a face mask.

Guys are like 3D movies – they look good on the surface, but you need those glasses to see what’s really going on.

If guys had a theme song, it would be ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears.

A guy will never understand the pain of walking in high heels.

Guys are like puzzles – sometimes you just have to accept that a few pieces are missing.

A guy will always claim he knows how to fix something, even if he has no clue.

Guys are like popcorn – you can never have just one.

If guys were food, they would be pizza – cheesy, satisfying, and always there when you need them.

A guy will always try to solve a problem, even if you just need someone to listen.

Guys are like fireworks – they may be dazzling, but they always fizzle out.

A guy will never understand the joy of a good hair day.

Guys are like roller coasters – they come with ups and downs, but they’re always an adventure.

If guys were emojis, they would be the winking face – always playful and full of mischief.

A guy will never admit that he’s lost, even when he’s driving in circles.

Guys are like comedians – they’re always trying to make you laugh, even when the joke falls flat.