Frank Costanza Quotes – The Hilarious Wisdom of George’s Dad

Serenity now!

I’ve had it up to here with these little things!

I’m out there, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

I’m like a phoenix rising from Arizona!

I’m back, baby!

I’m like a coiled spring!

You may be right, but I might be crazier!

I’m not crazy, I just have incredible bursts of insanity!

I find the limits of bondage fascinating!

You want a piece of me? You got it!

I’m the Frankenstein of mobile garbage!

It’s go time!

I’m unloading all my pent-up frustration on you!

I’m like a ticking time bomb!

I’m gonna take out my aggression on inanimate objects!

I’m on a rampage!

You think I’m tough? You ain’t seen nothing yet!

I’m ready to take on the world!

I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I’m like a runaway train!

I’m going balls to the wall!

I’m like a bull in a china shop!

I’m steamrolling through life!

I’ll show them who’s boss!

I’m gonna unleash the beast within!

I’m like a rocket ship taking off!

I’m like a caged animal!

I’m ready to tear it up!

I’m like a tornado of fury!

I’m like a lion on the prowl!

I’m like a hurricane of rage!

I’m like a volcano about to erupt!

Frank Costanza Quotes – The Hilarious Wisdom of George’s Dad part 2

I’m like a tsunami of anger!

I’m like a wild stallion!

I’m like a shark smelling blood!

I’m like a freight train coming through!

I’m like a warrior ready for battle!

I’m like a phoenix rising from the ashes!

I’m like a firework exploding with energy!

I’m like a cyclone of intensity!

I’m like a bull charging forward!

I’m like a thunderstorm brewing!

I’m like a wolf howling at the moon!

I’m like a beast unleashed upon the world!