Foghorn Leghorn Quotes

That’s a joke, son! A joke, I say!

I say, I say, pay attention!

You’re about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball.

Son, you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a handful of rice.

I’m just a rooster in a henhouse, tryin’ to keep the peace.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You remind me of a belt, nothing between the ears.

Boy, you’re as useful as a trap door on a life raft.

I’m so fast, I could outrun my own shadow.

I’m not just any rooster, I’m the king of the barnyard!

Let me tell you, boy, I’m as happy as a fox in a henhouse.

You’re as lost as a fart in a fan factory.

I’m so slick, I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

I’ll tell you what, son, you’re as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

Son, you’re as sharp as a marble.

You’re as slow as molasses in January.

I’m so confident, I could find a needle in a haystack wearing boxing gloves.

Boy, you’re about as predictable as a sunrise.

You’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I’m so suave, I could charm the feathers off a chicken.

You must be off your rocker, boy.

I’m not just talkin’ turkey, I’m walkin’ it too.

Son, you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag with a GPS.

Foghorn Leghorn Quotes part 2

You’re as nimble as a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

I’m so smooth, I could butter a biscuit from across the room.

You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball in the fog.

I’m not just any rooster, I’m the cream of the crop.

Son, you’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I’m so fast, I could set a land-speed record on a tortoise.

You’re about as bright as a burnt-out light bulb.

I’m so confident, I could start a fire just by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Boy, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat.

You’re as slippery as a greased pig at a barbecue.

I’m not just any rooster, I’m the cock of the walk.

Son, you’re as sharp as a bowling ball with no holes.

I’m so slick, I could sell hotcakes to a pancake house.

You’re about as quick as a porcupine in a mudslide.

I’m so suave, I could steal the feathers off a bird without it noticing.

You’re as lost as a cow in a corn maze.

I’m not just talkin’ turkey, I’m gobblin’ it up too.

Son, you’re as useful as a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest.

You’re about as nimble as a hippo on crutches.

I’m so smooth, I could charm the spots off a leopard.

Boy, you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag even if I gave you a map.

You’re as bright as a broken light bulb in a room full of candles.