Dumb inspirational quotes

Reach for the stars, but don’t forget to duck when they fall.

Opportunity knocks, but sometimes it’s just looking for directions.

Life is like a rollercoaster: it has its ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to get off.

Believe in yourself, because no one else is brave enough to do it for you.

Follow your dreams, but always carry a GPS in case you get lost.

Failure is just success in disguise…but with a different mask and funny glasses.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand a refund.

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t for you.

Don’t just talk the talk; walk the walk, but make sure you wear comfortable shoes.

Never give up, unless it’s on a puzzle with missing pieces.

Success is a journey, but sometimes GPS signal is weak.

Fear is just an opportunity for a great story to tell later.

Aim for the moon, because even if you miss, you might catch a shooting star. But wear a helmet, just in case.

Sometimes the best way to find yourself is to get lost and let Google Maps navigate your way back.

You don’t need wings to fly, but a good travel agent can help.

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes, because life is a never-ending spelling bee.

Dream big, but always keep a pillow nearby in case you need to take a nap.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and add a little vodka.

Dumb inspirational quotes part 2

If you can’t be the sunshine in someone’s life, be the disco ball.

The harder you work, the luckier you get, unless you’re playing the lottery.

Happiness is a state of mind, but a State of Mind can also be a good band.

Believe in yourself, because everyone else is too busy checking their social media.

If life knocks you down, just lie there and take a nap. You deserve it.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life, unless it involves cleaning up after animals.

Grass is always greener on the other side, unless it’s artificial turf.

Never be afraid to ask for help, especially when it comes to picking out an outfit.

Stay positive, even if the batteries in your TV remote are dead.

Don’t let failure define you, unless you fail at defining you.

Life is a like a box of chocolates, but sometimes it’s just a bag of stale gummy bears.

Believe in magic, but always double-check that it’s not just a trick.

You can’t please everyone, but you can always please yourself with a good meal.

Success is not the key to happiness, but it does come with a nice car.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the nearest person who annoys you.

Dance like no one is watching, but make sure you have good rhythm.

Believe in yourself, unless you’re a unicorn. Unicorns don’t need to believe in themselves because they’re awesome.

Don’t chase your dreams, lead them to a coffee shop and have a latte together.

Live every day like it’s your last, but remember to set your alarm clock for tomorrow.

Success is not a destination; it’s a never-ending search for the perfect pair of socks.

Don’t worry, be happy, but also remember to pay your bills.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade stand and charge double.

Dream big, but also dream about eating an entire pizza by yourself.

Failure is not an option, unless you’re trying to assemble IKEA furniture.

Believe in yourself, because confidence is 99% of pretending you know what you’re doing.

Life is like a book, but sometimes it’s more like a series of awkward Facebook posts.

When life throws obstacles at you, pick them up and use them as stepping stones to your next adventure.