Dumb celebrity quotes

I think that the film ‘The Earth is Flat’ is a more accurate representation of reality than any scientific research. – Paris Hilton

I don’t need a college education. I have Google. – Kim Kardashian

I don’t understand why people make such a big deal about the sun. It’s just a big burning ball of gas. – Jessica Simpson

Dinosaurs aren’t real. They’re just a government conspiracy. – Charlie Sheen

I think it’s perfectly safe to stick a fork in a toaster. – Lindsay Lohan

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best. – Marilyn Monroe

I believe that books are a waste of time. I get all the knowledge I need from reality TV. – Snooki

I don’t think global warming is real. I have never personally felt hot. – Britney Spears

I don’t believe in gravity. I think people are held to the ground by invisible strings. – Kanye West

I refuse to use a computer. They’re just a passing fad. – Taylor Swift

I think it’s offensive when people say that ignorance is bliss. I am very happy and I know nothing. – Justin Bieber

I don’t need a map to find my way around. I have a built-in sense of direction. – Nicole Richie

I think it’s perfectly okay to wear fur. Animals were made for fashion. – Lady Gaga

I don’t see the point in eating healthy. You have to die of something. – Johnny Depp

Dumb celebrity quotes part 2

I believe that aliens are living among us, and I’m dating one of them. – Katy Perry

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with eating a whole pizza by myself. It’s called ‘self-care’. – Rebel Wilson

I don’t understand why people make such a big deal about Shakespeare. He’s just a dead guy who wrote a bunch of words. – Miley Cyrus

I think it’s perfectly fine to walk around with unbrushed hair. Natural is beautiful. – Gwyneth Paltrow

I don’t believe in evolution. I think humans were created by the Illuminati. – Tom Cruise

I don’t think vaccinations are necessary. I’ve never had one and I’m perfectly healthy. – Jenny McCarthy

I don’t understand why people complain about traffic. Just fly everywhere in your private jet! – Beyoncé

I don’t see the point in learning new things. Everything I need to know, I learned in kindergarten. – Ashton Kutcher

I think it’s perfectly fine to wear sunglasses indoors. It adds an air of mystery. – Kanye West

I don’t understand why people are obsessed with recycling. I just throw everything in the trash. – Kim Kardashian

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with spending $10,000 on a handbag. It’s an investment. – Paris Hilton

I believe that unicorns are real. I have a whole collection of unicorn figurines. – Mariah Carey

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with lying. It’s just creative storytelling. – Lindsay Lohan

I don’t believe in ghosts. But if they do exist, I hope they’re friendly. – Justin Bieber

I don’t see the point in reading books. I prefer to watch the movie versions. – Taylor Swift

I believe that the moon landing was faked. We’ve never been to outer space. – Katy Perry

I don’t understand why people have to wear seatbelts. If it’s my time to go, it’s my time. – Charlie Sheen

I think it’s perfectly acceptable to wear leggings as pants. It’s all about comfort. – Jennifer Lopez

I don’t believe in exercise. It’s just a way for gyms to take your money. – Britney Spears

I think it’s perfectly okay to eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s just dairy and sugar. – Rebel Wilson

I don’t see the point in learning history. It’s all in the past, who cares? – Kim Kardashian

I believe that the government is controlled by lizard people. They’re everywhere! – Lady Gaga

I don’t understand why people make such a big deal about recycling. Just throw it all away! – Paris Hilton

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having multiple plastic surgeries. It’s my body, my choice. – Heidi Montag

I believe that aliens abduct people and give them fashion makeovers. – Kanye West

I don’t see the point in learning foreign languages. Everyone speaks English anyway. – Miley Cyrus

I think it’s perfectly acceptable to wear a tiara to the grocery store. It makes me feel like a queen. – Mariah Carey

I don’t believe in climate change. It’s just a natural cycle. – Justin Bieber

I don’t understand why people need to sleep. I have too much to do to waste time on sleep. – Taylor Swift

I think it’s perfectly fine to have a pet tiger. It’s just like having a big cat. – Mike Tyson

I don’t see the point in learning math. I have a calculator on my phone. – Kylie Jenner