Duke Nukem Quotes

Hail to the king, baby.

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of gum.

Come get some!

Damn, I’m looking good.

I’ve got balls of steel.

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

Blow it out your ass!

I’m gonna get medieval on your asses!

Big guns, big muscles, big fucking problems!

It’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way.

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

Who wants some?

Shake it, baby!

That’s one doomed space marine!

I hope you brought your lunch ’cause it’s time to eat lead!

Hmmm… Hail to the king, baby.

Eat shit and die.

Your ass, your face – what’s the difference?

You’re an inspiration for birth control.

You want to touch the king? You can’t touch the king!

What a mess.

You’re an ugly motherfucker.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference? They’re both crying for mercy!

I’m not a hero, I’m a one-man army.

I’m gonna kick your ass so hard, your children will be born with skid marks!

You’re pissing me off!

Looks like cleanup on aisle your face.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Why don’t you crawl back to whatever hole you came from?

I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

Think you can take me on, punk? Think again.

I don’t have time to play with myself.

I’m taking out the trash.

Your ass is grass… and I’ve got the weed whacker.

You’re screwed until Sunday!

This is gonna be fun.

Rest in pieces.

There’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s got a big gun.

I can do this all day!

Bring it on, you alien scum!

I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker.

They say never bring a knife to a gunfight, but I say screw that!

I’m the Duke, baby. The Duke of destruction.

Mess with me and you’ll get the horns.