Dr Evil Quotes

One million dollars is just the beginning of my master plan!

Prepare yourself for the greatest evil laughter of all time!

I have an army of evil minions at my disposal.

Why settle for world domination when you can have universe domination?

I am the epitome of evil genius.

I wouldn’t be a proper villain without my signature pinky gesture.

Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

Evil doesn’t take a coffee break.

My evil laugh could give nightmares to the Boogeyman.

My lair is equipped with state-of-the-art evil technology.

I am the architect of chaos and destruction.

I will bring mayhem to the world, one hair follicle at a time!

I have a PhD in evilness.

My evil plans are always one step ahead of the heroes.

Evil may be my middle name, but it’s also my first and last name.

Beware, for I am capable of evildoing on an astronomical scale!

I never sleep, for even in my dreams, I am plotting evil schemes.

You want forgiveness? Get religion!

World domination is a marathon, not a sprint.

I plan on being the most notorious villain in history.

I always get what I want, and what I want is world domination.

Evil is an art form, and I am the master artist.

Join me, and we shall reign as the kings and queens of evilness!

Evil doesn’t play by the rules, it creates its own!

There’s no such thing as too much evil laughter.

I put the ‘evil’ in ‘devilishly handsome’.

When I’m done, the world will look like one big supervillain convention.

Evil doesn’t care about the concept of ‘fair’.

Heroes may win battles, but villains win wars.

I have an evil plan for every day of the week.

Evil doesn’t need a reason, it just is.

I am the puppet master, pulling the strings of evil.

With one flick of my pinky, I could destroy cities.

I can handle any hero, as long as they don’t get their hands on my plan.

My evil lair is hidden in plain sight, right under your nose!

Evil is my calling, my vocation, my raison d’être.

The world will tremble at the sound of my evil monologue.

Evil knows no boundaries, and neither do I.

I am the embodiment of evil genius. Bow down before me!

Heroes come and go, but evil is timeless.

I will twist the world to my own dark desires.

Evil is a lifestyle choice, and I choose it every day.

I laugh in the face of danger, then I laugh some more just because I can.

I will rule the world with an iron fist and a diabolical grin.

Evil doesn’t need a reason, it just wants to watch the world burn.