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- Life is short, eat dessert first!
- Too hot to handle!
- The kitchen is closed!
- Sip happens.
- Good food, good mood.
- I kiss better than I cook.
- I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- Bless this mess.
- I don’t have a dishwasher, I have a husband.
- Don’t get your whiskers in a twist.
- I love you more than bacon.
- I licked the spoon and kept going.
- Let’s give them something to taco ’bout.
- Today’s menu: take it or leave it.
- I’m not bossy, I’m the chef.
- Chop it like it’s hot.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- My kitchen, my rules.
- Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
- Cooking is love made visible.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
- Don’t be afraid to take whisks.
- The secret ingredient is always love.
- I’m in a committed relationship with carbs.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
- Squeeze the day.
- I cook because punching people is frowned upon.
- Everything tastes better with a little salt and a lot of love.
- In this kitchen, we dance.
- Kitchen closed due to illness, I’m sick of cooking.
- Life is short, lick the bowl.
- I have a kitchen because it came with the house.
- The dishes can wait, life won’t.
- The best memories are made around the table.
- I make dinner disappear, what’s your superpower?
- Life is a kitchen, put on your prettiest apron and whip up something incredible.
- I bake because punching people is frowned upon.
- Never trust a skinny cook.
- The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.
- Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.
- No outfit is complete without a little bit of flour.
- The kitchen is where the heart is.
- Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
- I’m sorry, I was thinking about food.
- Love is sweet, but so is dessert.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
- The kitchen is the heart of the home.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
- This kitchen is for dancing.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes and that’s kind of the same thing.
- If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
- Cooking is like magic, you just need the right ingredients.
- The only thing better than a good recipe is a good friend to share it with.
- Life is too short to eat bad food.
- Good things come to those who bake.
- In the kitchen, we do it with love or not at all.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about this recipe.
- Dinner is served, dishes are stacked, please help me get my life back.
- Clean dishes, happy spouse.
- Cooking is love made visible.
- This kitchen is for dancing.
- Good food, good friends, good times.
- I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
- I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
- My other dish towel is a hand mixer.
- Eat, drink, and be messy.
- Cooking is my superpower.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
- It’s not hoarding if it’s kitchen gadgets.
- Bless the food before us, the family beside us, and the dishes under us.
- The kitchen is the heart of the home.
- The secret ingredient is always love.
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- The best memories are made in the kitchen.
- The kitchen is my happy place.
- I have a kitchen because it’s too hard to build a campfire inside.
- Don’t be afraid to take whisks.
- I have a kitchen because it’s too cold to barbecue outside.
- Life is short, lick the bowl.
- Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
- Food tastes better when you eat it with family.
- It’s always wine o’clock in the kitchen.
- The kitchen is where the magic happens.
- I kiss better than I cook but the dishes are always clean.
- This kitchen is seasoned with love.
- The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but a dish towel comes in handy too.
- I never met a dish towel I didn’t like.
- In this kitchen, we dance in aprons.
- Happiness is a warm kitchen and a cold glass of wine.
- When in doubt, add more butter.
- A well-stocked kitchen is a sign of a happy home.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
- The kitchen is my therapy.
- A recipe has no soul, you must bring soul to the recipe.
- This kitchen is made for sipping, cooking, and chatting.
- I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing in the kitchen.
- My kitchen, my rules.
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