Die Hard Quotes – Memorable Lines from an Action Classic

Yippee ki-yay, motherf***er!

Welcome to the party, pal!

I’m a New York City cop!

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

You won’t be able to shoot through that glass. It’s, uh, 40 millimeters thick. You’ll be injured.

Sweetheart, if, uh, you’re not doing anything later…

Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate.

I’m not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, Dwayne.

You know, I’d love to help you. But I just don’t have the thyme.

Jesus Christ, Powell, move your a**! Get upstairs!

Hey, you listen to me, you look out for yourself. You’re behind enemy lines now, baby.

Who’s driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

Just like f***ing Saigon, eh, Slick?

It’s not what I wanted. It’s what Harvey wanted. He didn’t get ’em.

Good thing I didn’t use any perfume today.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed!

You throw quite a party, I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

He flew over here once, on a special mission. Yeah, flew in from New York to congratulate me.

The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident.

Happy trails, Hans.

Ho, ho, ho! Now I have a machine gun.

Die Hard Quotes – Memorable Lines from an Action Classic part 2

Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?

Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…

I promise I won’t even think about going up there.

That punk pulled a switchblade on me. He wanted some cigarettes, so I offered him a carton.

You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

The man is hurting! He’s alone, he’s tired, and he hasn’t seen diddly-squat from anybody down here.

The quarterback is toast!

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

I’m on your side, Colonel. Do you think I’d really let them interfere with our plans?

They’re going to need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Damn it, I’m on your side! I’m trying to help you!

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Oh, it was dark, I couldn’t see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough.

Geronimo, motherf***er!

Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.

Well, if you remove Section 91, District 33, the rest is a blue print of an office building I’ve seen before, occupied by the same corporation.

That punk cracked a f***ing code, and you’re still going on about this guy. He’s out there robbing every store in the mall.

You really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?

The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI.

Welcome to the party, pal!

You know my brother, he’s got a flair for the dramatic. It’s really gonna piss him off that I succeeded where he failed.

I think we should all take a moment and say thanks to Mr. Takagi.

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.