Despicable Me Quotes

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!

It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… on days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged.

To infinity and beyond!

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.

Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Normal is overrated.

I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I may be a genius, but even geniuses have their limits.

I may be small, but my dreams are big.

Be yourself, everyone else is taken.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a jar of Nutella.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

Despicable Me Quotes part 2

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

You never appreciate what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Who needs a prince charming when you can have coffee?

I’m not a control freak, I just like things my way.

Ways to my heart: buy me food, make me food, be food.

I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.

The only thing I’m really good at is being me.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.

I’m not sarcastic, I’m just gifted with words.

I’m too glam to give a damn.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just waiting for you to talk about something interesting.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.

I’m not weird, I’m just cooler than you.

I may be a genius, but even geniuses have their limits.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.