Demolition Man Quotes

In the future, sex is as exciting as a trip to the dentist.

You see, according to Cocteau’s plan I’m the enemy, ’cause I like to think; I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice.

You think you’re so bad, psycho? Why don’t you go cry to your daddy?

You see, there are no more Guns, no more automatic firing systems, so what’s the point of killing, other than self-expression?

Be well.

Hey big boy! You want some chocolate? How’s about a big hug?

You use your superior intellect to wage war against a society that embraces peace.

You’re still a Neanderthal, just a convenient one.

So much for the seashells. I guess I’m not as sophisticated as you thought.

Blow this for a bag of chips.

My job is to keep order, and order is only possible through the eradication of feelings.

Well, well, well, officer Huxley. I must say, I’m surprised to see you out of the museum.

You just mind your manners, and give me what I want. And we’ll get along fine.

You see, old habits die hard, and when I get a hunch, I follow it.

The future isn’t what it used to be, huh?

You’re on ice, sewer-face!

I knew I should have taken that job at Taco Bell.

He’s a cop from a less enlightened time.

Looks like there’s a new sheriff in town.

I’m well versed in the classics.

Demolition Man Quotes part 2

What’s your boggle?

I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot cattle prod.

You got a knack for causing trouble, I’ll give you that.

I’m thinking it’s time to find a new line of work.

Wake up and smell the waste, Mister Fancy Pants!

Looks like you’ve had a rough day.

You’re not gonna get away with this, Cocteau.

Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy!

You know, I always thought of you as a cold fish, but now I realize you’re just plain cold.

You really know how to show a girl a good time.

I’m gonna love watching you get blown away.

Looks like you’ll be watching the sea shells after all.

We need to do something about this crime wave. I’ve had enough!

Tough guy, huh? We’ll see how tough you are without your gun.

You’re a real charmer, aren’t you?

You’ve got charisma, I’ll give you that.

If you can’t serve, I’d suggest you get out of the way.

You can’t take the law into your own hands!

You’re a real piece of work, you know that?

You think you’re so smart, but you’re just a pawn in Cocteau’s game.

I’m not here to play games, I’m here to take you down.

You’re a Neanderthal with a Napoleon complex.

You think you’re a hero? You’re just a glorified security guard.

You’re not gonna get away with this, Burger King.

Somebody put a lot of thought into this. Too much thought.