Deadpool quotes

I may be crazy, but at least I have fun.

I have a strong aversion to death. But not to killing people, so that’s a bit of a conflict.

Life’s a crazy ride, and I’m the one doing the wheelies.

I’ve been told I have a twisted sense of humor. But hey, it keeps me entertained.

I don’t need a superhero name. Just call me Deadpool.

I may not have a heart, but I sure know how to break yours.

I’m not a hero. I’m a mercenary with a mouth.

I’m the best at what I do, and what I do isn’t very nice.

I’m like a mix of Spider-Man and Wolverine. Spidey senses and a healing factor. Pretty cool, huh?

I talk a lot, but that’s just because I have so many witty things to say.

I never miss a shot… well, except for that one time. But the guy had it coming.

I’ve tried my best to be a good guy, but turns out I’m better at being bad.

I may not have super strength, but I make up for it with sarcasm.

My superpower? Breaking the fourth wall. I can talk to all you lovely readers anytime I want.

I’ve got a face only a mother could love. And my mother doesn’t even love me.

I’ve been to hell and back. Literally. And let me tell you, it’s not a fun vacation spot.

I’m not a hero, I’m just a regular guy with extraordinary regenerative powers.

I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Deadpool quotes part 2

I have a long list of enemies. But the top spot goes to boredom.

I wear a mask, not because I’m afraid, but to hide my hideously scarred face.

I may be a killer, but at least I have killer style.

My healing factor gives me immortality. Which means I have plenty of time to annoy everyone I meet.

There’s nothing more satisfying than making a bad guy regret they ever crossed paths with me.

I don’t fight for justice or vengeance. I fight because it’s a hell of a lot of fun.

I may not be the biggest, strongest, or fastest, but I make up for it with sheer determination.

I’m not the hero the world deserves, but I’m the anti-hero it needs.

I may have a dark sense of humor, but at least I’m not boring.

I’ve faced death so many times, he’s starting to think we’re best friends.

I don’t need a sidekick. I’m perfectly capable of messing things up on my own.

I’m the king of breaking the rules. And yes, that includes the fourth wall.

I’m not a role model. Unless you’re a fan of sarcasm, insane stunts, and occasional violence.

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I kick it in the groin and run away.

I don’t believe in happy endings. But I do believe in hilariously chaotic ones.

I may not have a fancy cape or a cool catchphrase, but I’ll still kick your ass.

I’m not a big fan of the whole good vs. evil thing. I prefer chaos vs. order.

I’m like a comic book character come to life. Probably because I am one.

I’m not just another vigilante. I’m Deadpool, the quirkiest anti-hero you’ll ever meet.

I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but I can certainly talk my way out of any situation.

I’m a man of many talents. And by talents, I mean weapons and sarcasm.

I’ve been shot, stabbed, and blown up more times than I can count. But I always come back for more.

I don’t need a fancy lair or a secret identity. I’m Deadpool, and I’m always ready for action.

I don’t play by the rules, I break ’em. And it’s a damn good time.

I may not have a tragic backstory, but I’ve got plenty of scars to show for it.

I may not be the hero Gotham deserves, but I’m definitely the one it deserves to watch destroy villains in the most hilarious ways possible.

I’m the embodiment of chaos. And chaos never disappoints.