Dan Quayle Quotes

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

The future will be better tomorrow.

I deserve respect for the things I didn’t do.

I was known as the chief grump of the United States Senate.

I’m a threat to myself.

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

It’s not the Senate’s job to educate me. It’s the President’s job.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history.

If we don’t make some changes, the future will be just like the past, only even worse.

I don’t know what the future holds, but I do know that I’m holding it.

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Dan Quayle Quotes part 2

I’m not a part of the problem. I’m a Republican, and I don’t like government making decisions.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime…or until their boat sinks.

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They never vote for us.

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

The future will be better tomorrow.

What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.

I am the Vice President. In this I am nothing, but I may be everything.

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise.