Dale Gribble Quotes

I can’t believe it’s not butter, but I’m not surprised. The government’s always trying to deceive us.

Conspiracy theories are like a fine wine, they only get better with age.

Life is just a series of undercover operations.

If you’re not paranoid, you’re not paying attention.

In the game of life, the government is always cheating.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t wear a hat. It’s a sign of weakness.

Everyone thinks they’re fooling me, but I’m two steps ahead.

The aliens are real, man. I’ve seen them with my own eyes.

People say I’m crazy, but I’m just ahead of the curve.

I’ve got a plan for everything, even when I’m sleeping.

Don’t trust the government, trust your instincts.

I’m not paranoid, I’m prepared.

I’ve got a theory for everything, just ask me.

Dale Gribble is my middle name, conspiracy is my game.

I don’t need friends, I need informants.

The truth is out there, you just have to know where to look.

The government is watching us, but I’m watching them too.

I’ve got a secret weapon, it’s called knowledge.

Trust no one, not even yourself.

Life is like a puzzle, and I’ve got all the pieces.

I’ve faced alien invasions and government cover-ups, what have you done?

Every conspiracy theory has a hint of truth, you just have to dig deeper.

The truth is stranger than fiction, and I’ve seen it all.

Never underestimate the power of a well-placed bug.

I’ve got a tin foil hat to protect me from government mind control.

I’ve got a list of government agents longer than my arm.

I’ve got secrets that could bring down empires.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you paranoid.

There’s always a hidden agenda, you just have to uncover it.

Trust no one, not even your own shadow.

I’ve got a bug in every politician’s office, just waiting for them to slip up.

I see through the lies like a laser beam.

The government is like a chess game, and I’m the master strategist.

I’ve got a map of Area 51 and a plan to infiltrate.

I’ve got sources in high places. You don’t want to mess with me.

The truth is like a snake, it slithers in the shadows.

I’ve got a bunker full of supplies for the impending apocalypse.

I’ve got a decoder ring for all the government’s secret messages.

I’ve uncovered more secrets than the CIA.

Don’t believe everything you see on TV, it’s all a cover-up.

I’ve got a black book full of government agents’ names. It’s like a phone book for spies.

I’ve got a plan for every contingency, even alien invasion.

The truth is out there, and I’m on the case.

I’ve got a telescope aimed at the stars, looking for signs of extraterrestrial life.

I’ve got a conspiracy theory for every day of the week, and then some.