Dachshund Funny Sayings

• Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
• I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s at nothing.
• I can’t keep calm, I’m a dachshund owner.
• I’m not fat, I’m just a little dachshund-y.
• My dachshund is smarter than your honor student.
• Life is too short to not have a dachshund.
• A house is not a home without a dachshund.
• Dachshunds: proof that good things come in small packages.
• I was normal until I got my first dachshund.
• I live in a dachshund-run household.
• My therapist has four legs and a tail.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a dachshund and that’s pretty close.
• A dachshund’s love is unconditional.
• Who needs a security system when you have a dachshund?
• I have a dachshund, therefore I am never alone.
• I love my dachshund more than most people.
• Dachshunds: the original hot dogs.
• Dachshunds don’t judge, they just love.
• My dachshund thinks I’m amazing, and that’s all that matters.
• I’m a dachshundaholic and I’m not ashamed.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why my dachshund is right.
• Dachshunds are my spirit animal.
• I work hard so my dachshund can have a better life.
• My dachshund has my heart, and my bed.
• Dachshunds make me happy, you, not so much.
• In a world full of people, be a dachshund person.
• My dachshund is not a pet, he’s family.
• Dachshunds: the perfect lap warmers.
• My dachshund is my co-pilot.
• Dachshunds don’t have owners, they have servants.
• Life is better with a dachshund by your side.
• I don’t always snore, but when I do, it’s in bed with my dachshund.
• My dachshund is my happy place.
• Dachshunds: because sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.
• I love my dachshund more than tacos, and that’s saying a lot.
• Dachshunds are the cure for a bad day.
• My dachshund is not spoiled, he’s just well-loved.
• All I need is love and a dachshund.
• I have a dachshund and a whole lot of love to give.
• My dachshund is the boss of me, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
• Dachshunds are my happy pill.
• I’m a proud member of the dachshund fan club.
• My dachshund is my heart and soul.
• Life’s too short to not have a dachshund by your side.
• Dachshunds: small dogs, big personalities.
• I was normal until I got my first dachshund.
• If you want the best seat in the house, move the dachshund.
• Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
• Dachshunds: because sometimes one lap dog just isn’t enough.
• I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s at the mailman.
• Dachshunds: long on love, short on legs.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a dachshund and that’s pretty close.
• My dachshund thinks he’s a big dog, until he sees his reflection in the mirror.
• Dachshunds: proof that good things come in small packages.
• Whoever said you can’t buy love never owned a dachshund.
• Dachshunds are like a fine wine, they get better with age.
• I’m not short, I’m just a dachshund in a human suit.
• Dachshunds: the hot dog of the dog world.
• I work hard so my dachshund can have a better life.
• I don’t always snore, but when I do, it’s loud enough to wake the neighbors.
• Dachshunds are like sunshine on a rainy day.
• My dachshund is the boss, I just pay the bills.
• Dachshunds: because every home needs a little wiener.
• You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a dachshund to be even more stubborn.
• Dachshunds are the only thing on this earth that loves you more than they love themselves.
• I don’t always beg, but when I do, it’s for dachshund treats.
• Dachshunds: they’re not just dogs, they’re family.
• I didn’t choose the dachshund life, the dachshund life chose me.
• Dachshunds: the best things come in small packages.
• I may be small, but I have a big bark.
• Dachshunds are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
• My dachshund is not spoiled, he’s just well loved.
• Dachshunds: because even a bad day can be fixed with a little wiener.
• I don’t always chase my tail, but when I do, it’s because I’m a dachshund.
• Dachshunds are like a warm hug on a cold day.
• I don’t always shed, but when I do, it’s all over the house.
• Dachshunds: they have a nose for trouble and a heart of gold.
• My dachshund is the center of my universe, and I’m just a mere planet orbiting around him.
• Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can’t have just one…bag.
• I don’t always lick faces, but when I do, it’s because I’m a dachshund.
• A Dachshund is just a normal dog with a longer, funnier body.
• I’m not short, I’m just a Dachshund in human form.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for later Dachshund activities.
• I’m not stubborn, I’m just a Dachshund who knows what they want.
• Dachshunds are like potato chips – you can’t have just one!
• I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s usually at nothing.
• A Dachshund’s favorite color is ‘lap’.
• Dachshunds: small dogs with big personalities.
• Who needs a personal trainer when you have a Dachshund?
• I’m not small, I’m just concentrated awesome.
• Dachshunds are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.
• My Dachshund thinks she’s a person, and honestly, we let her.
• Dachshunds: the hot dogs of the dog world.
• Dachshunds are like a good wine – they just get better with age.
• I don’t always dig holes, but when I do, I prefer the middle of the yard.
• I’m not begging, I’m just politely reminding you that I’m a Dachshund and I deserve treats.
• Dachshunds don’t shed – they just distribute fur everywhere.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a Dachshund person.
• I’m not fat, I’m just a little Dachshund who loves food.
• Dachshunds are the perfect size for lap dogs, or foot warmers, depending on your perspective.

Dachshund Funny Sayings part 2