Cute Chicken Sayings

• Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
• A happy hen lays tasty eggs.
• Chickens are egg-cellent creatures!
• Feeding the chickens is something to crow about.
• Keep calm and love chickens.
• I love you more than my pet chicken.
• Chickens make egg-straordinary friends.
• Chickens may not fly, but they can soar in your heart.
• Cluck yeah, I love chickens!
• Chickens are the new black.
• If you think chickens are boring, you haven’t met my flock.
• I’m not chicken, I’m just a little peckish.
• Chicken kisses are the best kind of kisses.
• I love my flock more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.
• Chickens: the original free-range animals.
• Home is where the chickens are.
• A little chicken therapy can cure anything.
• Life is better with chickens around.
• Chickens may be small, but they have a big impact.
• Everything is better with a side of scrambled eggs.
• Raising chickens is a crackin’ good time.
• Don’t be afraid to be a little chicken.
• Chickens: the ultimate stress relievers.
• Chickens are a clucking good time.
• I love my chickens to the moon and back.
• Chickens: the original foodies.
• Chickens make the world a better place.
• Keep calm and raise chickens.
• Chickens: not just for breakfast anymore.
• My chickens are my feathered family.
• Chickens are the perfect pet for people who don’t want a pet.
• Fresh eggs are worth waking up early for.
• Chicken keeping: the new yoga.
• Happy chickens make happy eggs.
• Chickens: nature’s little comedians.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chickens, and that’s pretty close.
• Chickens are the ultimate recyclers.
• Chickens: proof that good things come in small packages.
• I don’t always talk about chickens, but when I do, it’s clucking important.
• Chickens are the original alarm clock.
• A day without chickens is like a day without sunshine.
• Chickens may be small, but their personalities are larger than life.
• Life is better with a chicken by your side.
• I’m not a morning person, but my chickens are.
• Chickens: the new lap dogs.
• Cluck it, let’s raise some chickens!
• Chickens: the feathered friends we never knew we needed.
• Life is too short for boring chickens.
• When life gives you chickens, make omelets.
• If you want to fly, you’ve got to give up the ground.
• Chickens: the ultimate homebodies.
• Rise and shine, it’s chicken time!
• Chickens are egg-ceptional creatures.
• Clucking is the new purring.
• Chickens: they’re not just for farms anymore.
• Don’t worry, be clucky!
• Chickens make the best cuddle buddies.
• Eggs are egg-cellent, but chickens are even better.
• Chickens: they’re not just for breakfast anymore.
• Everything tastes better with fresh eggs.
• Chickens are the new puppies.
• When in doubt, hatch some chicks.
• Chickens: the original social butterflies.
• I’m not chicken, I’m just poultry in motion.
• Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
• If the chicken had a day off, would it still cross the road?
• Why did the chicken join a band? To play the drumsticks!
• What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? A cluckin’ good time!
• Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
• Why did the chicken go to the seance? To ask if the egg came first.
• What do you call a chicken that’s afraid to cross the road? A chicken-shit.
• What do you call a chicken in a tuxedo? Formaldehyde.
• Why did the chicken go to the seashore? To see the sandpipers.
• Why did the chicken go to the movie theater? To see the chick flick.
• Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out the hen-cyclopedias.
• Why did the chicken become a comedian? Because it had a lot of fowl jokes.
• What do you call a chicken that loves to dance? A feather boa.
• Why did the chicken become a detective? To solve the case of the missing eggs.
• Why did the chicken become a gymnast? To practice its egg-saults.
• Why did the chicken become a pirate? To search for the egg-straordinary treasure.
• Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
• Why did the chicken go to the beauty salon? To get a new coo-doo.
• Why did the chicken join the football team? To be the egg-ceptional quarterback.
• Why did the chicken become a fashion model? To strut its stuff on the runway.
• What do you call a chicken that’s always getting lost? A cluck-tard.
• Why did the chicken become a doctor? To help cure the egg-citing ailments.
• Why did the chicken join the choir? To sing egg-straordinarily well.
• Why did the chicken become a magician? To perform egg-squisite magic tricks.
• What do you call a chicken with a lot of energy? A live wire.
• Why did the chicken become a race car driver? To speed down the coop-er straightaway.
• Why did the chicken join the circus? To be the egg-ceptional acrobat.
• Why did the chicken become a firefighter? To put out the eggs-treme fires.
• Why did the chicken go to the fashion show? To get some new egg-cessories.
• What do you call a chicken that’s always up for a good time? A party fowl.
• Why did the chicken become a chef? To create egg-citing new recipes.
• Why did the chicken go to the rock concert? To see the band play egg-sellent music.
• Why did the chicken become a reporter? To write egg-siting news stories.
• What do you call a chicken that’s a natural performer? An egg-stravagant.
• Why did the chicken become an astronaut? To explore egg-stellar new worlds.

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