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- Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
- A happy hen lays tasty eggs.
- Chickens are egg-cellent creatures!
- Feeding the chickens is something to crow about.
- Keep calm and love chickens.
- I love you more than my pet chicken.
- Chickens make egg-straordinary friends.
- Chickens may not fly, but they can soar in your heart.
- Cluck yeah, I love chickens!
- Chickens are the new black.
- If you think chickens are boring, you haven’t met my flock.
- I’m not chicken, I’m just a little peckish.
- Chicken kisses are the best kind of kisses.
- I love my flock more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.
- Chickens: the original free-range animals.
- Home is where the chickens are.
- A little chicken therapy can cure anything.
- Life is better with chickens around.
- Chickens may be small, but they have a big impact.
- Everything is better with a side of scrambled eggs.
- Raising chickens is a crackin’ good time.
- Don’t be afraid to be a little chicken.
- Chickens: the ultimate stress relievers.
- Chickens are a clucking good time.
- I love my chickens to the moon and back.
- Chickens: the original foodies.
- Chickens make the world a better place.
- Keep calm and raise chickens.
- Chickens: not just for breakfast anymore.
- My chickens are my feathered family.
- Chickens are the perfect pet for people who don’t want a pet.
- Fresh eggs are worth waking up early for.
- Chicken keeping: the new yoga.
- Happy chickens make happy eggs.
- Chickens: nature’s little comedians.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chickens, and that’s pretty close.
- Chickens are the ultimate recyclers.
- Chickens: proof that good things come in small packages.
- I don’t always talk about chickens, but when I do, it’s clucking important.
- Chickens are the original alarm clock.
- A day without chickens is like a day without sunshine.
- Chickens may be small, but their personalities are larger than life.
- Life is better with a chicken by your side.
- I’m not a morning person, but my chickens are.
- Chickens: the new lap dogs.
- Cluck it, let’s raise some chickens!
- Chickens: the feathered friends we never knew we needed.
- Life is too short for boring chickens.
- When life gives you chickens, make omelets.
- If you want to fly, you’ve got to give up the ground.
- Chickens: the ultimate homebodies.
- Rise and shine, it’s chicken time!
- Chickens are egg-ceptional creatures.
- Clucking is the new purring.
- Chickens: they’re not just for farms anymore.
- Don’t worry, be clucky!
- Chickens make the best cuddle buddies.
- Eggs are egg-cellent, but chickens are even better.
- Chickens: they’re not just for breakfast anymore.
- Everything tastes better with fresh eggs.
- Chickens are the new puppies.
- When in doubt, hatch some chicks.
- Chickens: the original social butterflies.
- I’m not chicken, I’m just poultry in motion.
- Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
- If the chicken had a day off, would it still cross the road?
- Why did the chicken join a band? To play the drumsticks!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? A cluckin’ good time!
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To ask if the egg came first.
- What do you call a chicken that’s afraid to cross the road? A chicken-shit.
- What do you call a chicken in a tuxedo? Formaldehyde.
- Why did the chicken go to the seashore? To see the sandpipers.
- Why did the chicken go to the movie theater? To see the chick flick.
- Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out the hen-cyclopedias.
- Why did the chicken become a comedian? Because it had a lot of fowl jokes.
- What do you call a chicken that loves to dance? A feather boa.
- Why did the chicken become a detective? To solve the case of the missing eggs.
- Why did the chicken become a gymnast? To practice its egg-saults.
- Why did the chicken become a pirate? To search for the egg-straordinary treasure.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why did the chicken go to the beauty salon? To get a new coo-doo.
- Why did the chicken join the football team? To be the egg-ceptional quarterback.
- Why did the chicken become a fashion model? To strut its stuff on the runway.
- What do you call a chicken that’s always getting lost? A cluck-tard.
- Why did the chicken become a doctor? To help cure the egg-citing ailments.
- Why did the chicken join the choir? To sing egg-straordinarily well.
- Why did the chicken become a magician? To perform egg-squisite magic tricks.
- What do you call a chicken with a lot of energy? A live wire.
- Why did the chicken become a race car driver? To speed down the coop-er straightaway.
- Why did the chicken join the circus? To be the egg-ceptional acrobat.
- Why did the chicken become a firefighter? To put out the eggs-treme fires.
- Why did the chicken go to the fashion show? To get some new egg-cessories.
- What do you call a chicken that’s always up for a good time? A party fowl.
- Why did the chicken become a chef? To create egg-citing new recipes.
- Why did the chicken go to the rock concert? To see the band play egg-sellent music.
- Why did the chicken become a reporter? To write egg-siting news stories.
- What do you call a chicken that’s a natural performer? An egg-stravagant.
- Why did the chicken become an astronaut? To explore egg-stellar new worlds.
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