Today’s agenda: Eat cookies and repeat.
Life is sweet, just like a freshly baked batch of cookies.
Cookies are the key to my heart.
I don’t have bad days, just days without cookies.
In a world full of boring snacks, be a cookie.
No cookie left behind.
I don’t count calories, I count cookies.
Cookie crumbs and happy thoughts.
Cookies make the world a better place.
Chocolate chip cookies are proof that good things come in small packages.
If you can’t find the cookie, be the cookie.
Sometimes you just have to eat a cookie and ignore the rest of the world.
Cookies are my happy place.
There’s no problem that a cookie can’t solve.
I may not have it all together, but at least I have cookies.
Cookies are the glue that holds my life together.
I don’t need a therapist, I just need a fresh batch of cookies.
Love is a lot like a cookie: sweet, satisfying, and often too tempting to resist.
Cookies are like hugs for your taste buds.
When life gives you crumbs, make cookies.
Life is short, eat the cookies first.
I’m on a cookie diet. So far, I’ve lost 3 seconds of my willpower.
The only thing better than a cookie is another cookie.
I only eat cookies on days that end in ‘y’.
Cookies are a universal language of love.
I believe in equality for all cookies.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Cookies are the answer. Who cares what the question is?
Cookies are proof that there’s goodness in the world.
Cookies are like hugs, but better because you can eat them.
Resisting a cookie is pointless. Resistance is futile.
I’m a multi-tasker. I can eat cookies and think about eating cookies at the same time.
There’s no such thing as ‘too many cookies’.
Cookies are a delicious reminder that life is sweet.
I don’t have a sweet tooth, I have a whole mouthful of sweet teeth.
If cookies were a job, I’d be the CEO.
My life goal: to eat all the cookies in the world.
Some people dream of success; I dream of cookies.
I’m a cookie connoisseur. Candy is for amateurs.
I’m a cookie monster in disguise.
Cookies: the only reason to wake up early in the morning.
I’m not addicted to cookies, I’m committed to them.
When life gets tough, I bake cookies.
A day without a cookie is like a day without sunshine.
Remember, a cookie a day keeps the grumpy away.
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