Comic Expressions

• Holy moly!
• Zoinks!
• Gadzooks!
• Yikes!
• Jeepers!
• Whoa nelly!
• Good gravy!
• Oh boy!
• Heavens to Betsy!
• Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
• Great Scott!
• Oh my stars!
• Fiddlesticks!
• Jinkies!
• Goodness gracious!
• Jiminy Cricket!
• Golly gee!
• Gee whiz!
• Oh my gosh!
• Holy cow!
• By George!
• Egads!
• Son of a gun!
• Good grief!
• Holy smokes!
• Oh no!
• Aha!
• Zounds!
• Whoop-de-do!
• Hot dog!
• Oh brother!
• Gadzooks and begorrah!
• Oh my goodness!
• Mercy me!
• Holy guacamole!
• Gadzooks and zounds!
• Land sakes alive!
• Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
• Blisterin’ barnacles!
• Jumpin’ jackrabbits!
• Bazinga!
• Flapjacks and syrup!
• Shazam!
• Bully for you!
• For crying out loud!
• Jeez Louise!
• Mother of pearl!
• Eureka!
• Jiminy Christmas!
• Oh my lanta!
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
• I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my tasks.
• I’m not sure if I’m getting older or if the world is getting stupider.
• I’m not short, I’m fun size.
• I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.
• I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.
• I’m not forgetful, I’m just experiencing selective memory.
• I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
• I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
• I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a caffeine addiction.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day napper.
• I’m not afraid of commitment, I’m afraid of the commitment-phobes.
• I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.
• I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just worth the effort.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the important things in life.
• I’m not moody, I just have a complex range of emotions.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
• I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.
• I’m not picky, I just know what I want.
• I’m not a control freak, I just have high expectations.
• I’m not rude, I’m just honest.
• I’m not sure if I’m indecisive or just don’t care.
• I’m not short-tempered, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.
• I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my leisure time.
• I’m not awkward, I’m just at the wrong social event.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about being right.
• I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s usually by accident.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast person.
• I’m not ignoring you, I’m just thinking about something else.
• I’m not an overthinker, I’m just a deep thinker.
• I’m not a control freak, I just like things done my way.
• I’m not a drama queen, I’m just living life to the fullest.
• I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just well taken care of.
• I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just a master of time management.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong for long.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a sunrise enthusiast.
• I’m not a couch potato, I’m a homebody.
• I’m not a perfectionist, I just strive for excellence.
• If you can’t be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.
• I didn’t choose the awkward life, the awkward life chose me.
• I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient.
• Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.

Comic Expressions part 2