Coffee Expressions

1. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me!
2. Life’s too short for bad coffee.
3. First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.
4. Coffee is the best part of waking up.
5. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.
6. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
7. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
8. Good things come to those who caffeinate.
9. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
10. But first, coffee.
11. Rise and grind.
12. Coffee is my love language.
13. Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.
14. Coffee, because punching people is frowned upon.
15. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
16. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
17. Coffee: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.
18. Coffee fuels my productivity.
19. Life happens, coffee helps.
20. All you need is love and a good cup of coffee.
21. Espresso yourself.
22. Coffee is not a drug, it’s a vitamin.
23. Instant human: just add coffee.
24. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
25. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
26. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even.
27. Good coffee is a pleasure, good friends are a treasure.
28. Coffee is the glue that holds my life together.
29. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
30. I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.
31. Coffee is my spirit animal.
32. Coffee: the original energy drink.
33. Coffee: because sleeping is overrated.
34. Life without coffee is like a broken pencil: pointless.
35. I like my coffee black like my soul.
36. Coffee is not a beverage, it’s a lifestyle choice.
37. Coffee: the reason I get out of bed every morning.
38. Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.
39. A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.
40. Coffee is a daily necessity, like breathing.
41. Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.
42. I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.
43. Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
44. Coffee is a hug in a mug, a liquid hug to your brain.
45. I can’t function without my morning coffee.
46. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
47. Coffee: the ultimate mood enhancer.
48. Life begins after coffee.
49. Coffee makes me feel like I can conquer the world.
50. Coffee: it’s not just a drink, it’s an experience.
51. Coffee is the nectar of the gods.
52. Coffee, because Monday happens every week.
53. Coffee is the best medicine.
54. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to do it all day.
55. Coffee: the magic elixir of productivity.
56. Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity.
57. I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
58. Coffee is my liquid sanity.
59. Life is too short for bad coffee.
60. Coffee makes everything better.
61. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee.
62. Coffee first, adulting later.
63. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
64. Coffee is the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
65. Keep calm and drink coffee.
66. Coffee: because Mondays are hard enough.
67. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
68. I like my coffee how I like my humor, dark and bitter.
69. Decaf coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists but why?
70. Coffee is a language in itself.
71. Without coffee, nothing would get done.
72. Coffee: the reason I wake up every morning.
73. Coffee is not a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.
74. Espresso yourself.
75. Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity.
76. Coffee: because mornings are for the brave.
77. Rise and grind.
78. Better latte than never.
79. Life begins after coffee.
80. Coffee, the original energy drink.
81. Coffee is a warm, delicious hug for your brain.
82. A cup of coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.
83. Coffee is like a hug in a mug that I give myself every morning.
84. Espresso your love.
85. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
86. You had me at coffee.
87. Caffeine and quarantine, a match made in heaven.
88. Coffee is my love language.
89. Good coffee is always worth the wait.
90. When life gives you lemons, trade them in for coffee.
91. Coffee is a daily necessity.
92. Life without coffee is like a broken pencil, pointless.
93. Coffee, because adulting is hard.
94. All I need is love and a cup of coffee.
95. Just brew it.
96. A cup of coffee is a cup of happiness.
97. Coffee, the universal language.
98. I run on coffee and chaos.
99. Coffee, the nectar of the gods.
100. Coffee, the ultimate motivator.

Coffee Expressions part 2