Coffee Cup Sayings

1. But first, coffee.
2. Life begins after coffee.
3. Coffee is my love language.
4. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
5. I run on coffee and chaos.
6. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
7. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
8. Life is too short for bad coffee.
9. Death before decaf.
10. Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.
11. Coffee is the gasoline of life.
12. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
13. I like my coffee like I like my men…strong and hot.
14. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
15. Coffee: because mornings are for the brave.
16. Without coffee, I’m basically a toddler.
17. Coffee is not a luxury, it’s a necessity.
18. I have a degree in caffeineology.
19. Coffee makes everything better.
20. Rise and grind.
21. All you need is love and a cup of coffee.
22. Coffee is my spirit animal.
23. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad company.
24. I didn’t choose the coffee life, the coffee life chose me.
25. Espresso yourself.
26. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
27. I have a black belt in coffee drinking.
28. Coffee is the glue that holds it all together.
29. Coffee is always a good idea.
30. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
31. Coffee is my morning sunshine.
32. I need coffee to survive the workday.
33. Coffee is not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
34. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.
35. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad hair days.
36. Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.
37. Coffee is my therapy.
38. Coffee is the reason I get up every morning.
39. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it in a big cup.
40. Coffee is like a warm hug for your brain.
41. Without coffee, I’m basically a zombie.
42. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad vibes.
43. Coffee is the one thing that never lets me down.
44. Coffee: because adulting is overrated.
45. Coffee is my soulmate.
46. I have a dream…of a world filled with unlimited coffee.
47. Coffee is my favorite coworker.
48. Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.
49. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad decisions.
50. Coffee is the start of a beautiful friendship.
51. I can’t adult without coffee.
52. Coffee is the reason I’m not a morning person.
53. Coffee is my happy place.
54. Life is too short for bad coffee and boring conversations.
55. Coffee is like a warm blanket for your soul.
56. I have a caffeine addiction and I’m not ashamed.
57. Coffee is the fuel that powers my day.
58. Coffee is like a magic potion for productivity.
59. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad jokes.
60. Coffee is my partner in crime.
61. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it strong and black.
62. Coffee: because some days require more than just tea.
63. Coffee is the elixir of life.
64. I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a cup of coffee.
65. Coffee is like a high five for your brain.
66. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad attitudes.
67. Coffee is the one thing I can’t function without.
68. I have a coffee problem and I’m not looking for a solution.
69. Coffee: because sometimes adulting requires a little help.
70. Coffee is my secret weapon for getting things done.
71. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it hot and fresh.
72. Coffee is my superpower.
73. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad weather.
74. Coffee is like a warm hug for your taste buds.
75. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it with a view.
76. Coffee is the love of my life.
77. Coffee is the key to my heart.
78. I have a coffee mug collection that’s bigger than my closet.
79. Coffee is like a daily dose of magic.
80. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad dreams.
81. Coffee is the reason I’m always on time.
82. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it with a side of sarcasm.
83. Coffee is my happy pill.
84. Coffee is the reason I wake up every morning with a smile.
85. I have a relationship with coffee that’s stronger than any other relationship I’ve ever had.
86. Coffee is my personal assistant.
87. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad news.
88. Coffee is the reason I’m able to function like a normal human being.
89. Coffee is the light at the end of the tunnel.
90. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it in a fancy cup.
91. Coffee is the reason I’m always in a good mood.
92. Coffee is the reason I’m able to multitask like a boss.
93. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad company.
94. Coffee is the reason I’m able to handle anything life throws my way.
95. Coffee is the reason I’m able to deal with difficult people.
96. I have a coffee addiction and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
97. Coffee is the reason I’m always on my game.
98. Coffee is the reason I’m able to tackle my to-do list like a pro.
99. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad hair days.
100. Coffee is the reason I’m able to conquer the world, one cup at a time.

Coffee Cup Sayings part 2