Clueless Quotes – A Collection of Memorable Lines from the Iconic ’90s Film

As if!

Ugh, as if I could be bothered.

I totally paused.

Is it a crime to have a little fun?

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

I’m the most popular girl in school. The fact that I’m not dating Travis doesn’t diminish my popularity.

She’s a full-on Monet. From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.

I’m Audi!

Cher, you’re a virgin!

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I was just totally clueless.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain.

You’re a virgin who can’t drive.

I’m not a prude. I’m just highly selective.

I don’t want anyone to know that I’ve fallen in love with Christian. Because I’m just not sure that he’s into girls who look like me.

Sher, you’re the only virgin who can’t drive.

I feel like such a heifer.

My mother died when I was just a baby. I’m Mrs. Horowitz until I remarry.

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials.

I was just totally buggin’.

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials.

Clueless Quotes – A Collection of Memorable Lines from the Iconic ’90s Film part 2

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like did not RSVP, so I was, like, totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Ha

Would you call me selfish?

I’m sorry, but I can’t hang out with you tonight. I have to go to the vet.

I need a modeling job. Did you ever think about publishing or something?

It’s like they forgot I was this totally important person.

Why should I listen to you anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.

Oh. My. God. I am about to die!

So, like right now, for example, the handsome Ethan is over there with the gorgeous legs.

I was thinking about this last night and I came to a really important decision. I’m gonna start wearing more short skirts.

I want to be both an entertainment lawyer and a neurosurgeon.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

You know what would be so dope? If we could just get some really delicious takeout.

You know those pickles that you like to eat? Well, Ricky, my mom said that they probably have some sugar in them, so you should probably stop.

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials.

Do you know what time it is? It’s after three. My fave daytime talk show is on right now.

Oh, honey! You baked!

She looked like an actual Monet painting from a distance, but when you get up close, it’s just a big mess.

Your man Christian is a cake boy!

She’s a total savant at shopping.

That was way harsh, Tai.

It’s like 90210 without the sideburns.

Wasn’t my mom a Betty?