Clerks quotes

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

I’m 37!?

I’m not even supposed to be here tomorrow either!

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work.

I’m not even supposed to be here on any days that end in Y.

I’m not even supposed to be here until next week!

You have to be funny if you want to be a good clerk and entertain all these customers.

I may not have much experience, but I know how to serve a customer with a smile!

Is there a sign on my back that says ‘Servant to the idiots’?

I’m just a clerk, but I’m here to make your day a little less miserable.

You can’t expect me to care about your problems when I have to deal with this job.

No one ever died from ringing up a sale, but I might be the first!

If life gives you customers, make sure they leave with a smile.

I may be just a clerk, but I’m gonna make a name for myself one satisfied customer at a time.

Being a clerk is not just a job, it’s a way of life.

I’m the clerk that you want on your side during a zombie apocalypse.

I may be behind the counter, but I have dreams bigger than this store.

If you can’t find what you’re looking for, don’t blame the clerk, blame the universe.

I’m the clerk that will make you forget about your problems for a few minutes.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a smile from your friendly neighborhood clerk.

I may be just a clerk, but I’ve got a killer sense of humor.

If life’s a game, then being a clerk is playing on hard mode.

I may be stuck in this store, but my mind is always wandering.

Being a clerk is like being a superhero, except I don’t get a cool costume.

I may be a clerk, but I’m also an expert in solving mini crises.

If you’re having a bad day, just come talk to your friendly neighborhood clerk.

Working in retail is like being on a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions.

I may not have a fancy job, but I have a job that’s full of surprises.

Being a clerk means dealing with the good, the bad, and the unbelievably stupid.

I may be just a clerk, but I’m a master at multitasking.

If life is a puzzle, then being a clerk is finding the missing piece.

I may not be a scientist, but I’m an expert in handling irate customers.

Being a clerk is like being a therapist, except I don’t have a degree.

I may be stuck in this store, but my imagination is always free.

Sometimes I wish I could press pause on life and fast forward to the weekend.

Being a clerk means being on the front lines of retail warfare.

I may be just a clerk, but I’m here to fulfill all your retail needs.

If life is a movie, then being a clerk is playing the supporting role.

I may not be able to change the world, but I can make your shopping experience a little better.

Being a clerk means being the unsung hero of retail.

I may be just a clerk, but I’m the best damn clerk you’ll ever meet.

If life is a game, then being a clerk is mastering the art of customer service.

I may not have a fancy degree, but I have a PhD in dealing with difficult customers.

Being a clerk means having a front-row seat to the comedy of everyday life.

I may be just a clerk, but I’m here to brighten your day, one transaction at a time.