Cheech and Chong Quotes – Hilariously Memorable Lines from the Iconic Duo

Man, I had this dream last night that I was a giant burrito. I woke up starving!

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. -Mitch Hedberg

Marijuana, the choice of the lazy generation.

They call marijuana a gateway drug. Gateway to what? Fun?

I don’t need a weapon, man. I got my bong right here.

You know you’ve smoked too much when the pizza delivery guy starts giving you a frequent flyer card.

Life is like a joint, you gotta take it one toke at a time.

If life hands you lemons, ask for some rolling papers.

You know you’re high when you start enjoying commercials.

Light it up and let it burn, man. Just like your worries.

My doctor told me I need to smoke more weed. He said it’s good for my anxiety. So I made him my dealer.

I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I forget what I was talking about.

Marijuana may not be the answer, but it sure helps you forget the question.

You’re not paranoid if they’re really out to get you.

Why do they call it weed? It’s more like a flower that makes you feel food.

I wish ignorance was painful so people would be motivated to learn.

Some people are just destined to be the weed in other people’s gardens.

I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.

The grass may not always be greener, but it’s definitely more fun to walk on.

Cheech and Chong Quotes – Hilariously Memorable Lines from the Iconic Duo part 2

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

I’m not a doctor, but I do have a medical marijuana card.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.

If you can’t remember how many joints you’ve smoked, you’ve probably smoked too many.

Be the weed that grows through the cracks and inspires others to break free.

I’m not addicted to marijuana, I’m addicted to sitting on my couch all day.

If life is a journey, marijuana is the fuel that keeps me going.

Smoking marijuana doesn’t make you a bad person, but it definitely makes you a fun one.

In a world full of stress, marijuana is the light at the end of the tunnel.

I don’t need a therapist, I just need a bowl and some good friends.

You can’t spell healthcare without THC!

I don’t always smoke marijuana, but when I do, I’m usually really hungry afterwards.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you’re probably smoking the wrong strain.

I don’t need a fancy car. I just need a full tank and a joint.

Marijuana may not be the answer, but it definitely makes the question more interesting.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m high.

Marijuana is my muse, my teacher, and my best friend.

I don’t trust people who say they don’t smoke weed. I mean, who doesn’t love to relax?

Life is too short to smoke bad weed.

Don’t judge someone just because they smoke weed. Judge them on how good their rolling skills are.

I may be stoned, but I’m not stupid.

Smoking marijuana doesn’t make you lazy. It just makes you prioritize differently.

The worst part about smoking marijuana is running out of snacks.