Chappelle Show Quotes – The Best Lines from Dave Chappelle’s Iconic Comedy Series

I’m Rick James, bitch!

I’m rich, biatch!

Wrap it up, B!

I plead the fifth.

I’m in the wrong damn hole!

I’m black y’all, and I’m black y’all, and I’m blacker than black, and I’m black y’all!

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

I’m gonna drop some knowledge on ya!

I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.

I’m Lil’ Jon, okayyy?!

I’m gonna keep speaking until someone stops me.

I’m the rapper, I’m the tuner, I’m the master blaster.

I’m Chappelle, bitch!

I’m blind!

I’m gonna take you to chocolate town!

I’m the only white guy on the block!

I’m rich, I’m successful, and I get a lot of ass!

I’m sorry, we don’t serve Lemonade.

I’m the Ja all day!

I’m rich as shit, I can’t be waiting on pancakes!

I’m just trying to help the people, man.

I’m the only crackhead you’ll ever respect.

I’m crackhead Dave!

I’m the ruler of darkness!

I’m the milkman, it’s my flow and I’m window pane!

I’m slap-ass famous, man!

I’m the only black guy in the neighborhood, so I get kidnapped a lot.

I’m Charlie Murphy!

I’m G-Unit, motherfucker!

Chappelle Show Quotes – The Best Lines from Dave Chappelle’s Iconic Comedy Series part 2

I’m a celebrity, bitch!

I’m going to make love to your woman, C-B-R!

I’m pop copy, where dreams become careers.

I’m Tyrone, and I’m here to fuck your wife!

I’m Lil’ Jon’s brother, Big Jon!

I’m Dave Chappelle, the president of black people!

I’m keeping it real, son!

I’m gonna go with the white people on this one.

I’m an equal opportunity hater!

I’m Player Hater of the Year, back to back!

I’m Prince and this is the Revolution.

I’m li’l Jon, skeet skeet skeet!

I’m Rick James, bitch, and I like to party!

I’m Richnigga!

I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m about to start calling white people crackers!