Chandler Bing Quotes

Could I be any more sarcastic?

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I’m not good at the comforting, cuddly thing.

It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter.

I’m Chandler Bing, could I be more pathetic?

I don’t talk sports. Sports talk leads to sweat, and sweat leads to showers.

If you show up at my funeral and I’m not dead, I’m gonna be really pissed.

Handle with care, sarcasm inside.

I’m not great with advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you’re going to gamble, I would rather you lose.

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I can handle this. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is the middle of my first name.

I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

I’m Chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes?

If you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.

I don’t do the responsible thing. I do the wild thing.

I don’t get it, you sell the big white rectangles and you’re rich?

I deal with things like, like, you know, getting divorced, and funerals by cracking jokes.

I don’t wanna be married to someone who is that happy.

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I’m Chandler, I cry at weddings.

I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

I’m Chandler, the funny one, see?

I’m not really a doctor, but I play one on TV.

I’m funny, right?

I’m Chandler. I have a tendency to turn things into a joke to avoid emotional vulnerability.

Could this wedding be any more awkward?

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I’m Chandler, I deal with things by trying to joke about them.

I’m Chandler, in the event of an emergency, scream like a little girl.

I’m Chandler Bing, could I BE any more sarcastic?

I don’t like change. It’s too hard. It’s like you can’t jump into something different without thinking.

I’m Chandler, could I BE any more sarcastic?

I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

I’m Chandler, I make everything a joke because I don’t like to deal with reality.

I’m Chandler Bing, I am bad at advice, but good at sarcasm.

I’m Chandler Bing, I’m sarcastic, but I secretly care.

I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I’m Chandler Bing, I crack jokes to avoid taking life too seriously.