Brooklyn 99 Quotes

I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s about something I’m absolutely sure of.

In the words of Rosa Diaz, ‘I’m not like most girls’…because most girls are losers.

Being competent is overrated. It’s more fun to be a mess.

I don’t need to be a genius, I’m content with being just a little smarter than everyone else.

Being a detective is like being a superhero, just without the cape and cool gadgets.

If life give you lemons, demand the detective badge.

Sometimes, you just gotta dance it out. It’s a proven stress-reliever.

Winning is great, but so is not losing. Remember to celebrate small victories.

I’m too busy being awesome to care about what others think.

Hobbies are for people who have free time. Detectives like us don’t have that luxury.

Rule number one: don’t mess with a detective before they’ve had their coffee.

There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a good plan and a bit of luck.

I’m not a picky eater, I just have strong food preferences.

Confidence is the key to success. Also, having a good partner helps.

Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Embrace the weirdness.

The only thing better than solving a case is solving it faster than anyone else.

Creativity is the key to a successful interrogation. Think outside the box.

A detective without a sense of humor is like a gun without bullets.

Brooklyn 99 Quotes part 2

There’s no such thing as ‘too much food’ when you’re a detective.

Being a cop can be tough, but it’s all worth it for those moments of justice.

Teamwork: it’s like magic, but with more paperwork.

Being a detective means never having a boring day at work.

Life is a mystery, and being a detective means trying to solve it one case at a time.

A good detective knows when to bend the rules, and when to break them.

Coffee and donuts: the fuel of champions.

I’m not lazy, I just prefer to conserve my energy for important things.

Sarcasm: my second language.

Humor is the best defense mechanism against boredom.

There’s nothing more satisfying than a perfectly executed plan.

Train hard, fight easy. That’s the motto of a good detective.

A true detective always has a backup plan, and a backup of the backup plan.

There’s nothing like the adrenaline rush of a high-stakes chase.

Being a detective is like being the hero in your own movie, but without the dramatic music playing.

Worrying is a waste of time. Solve the problem instead.

A detective’s intuition is worth more than a hundred clues.

Don’t let setbacks discourage you. Learn from them and come back stronger.

Being a detective is not just a job, it’s a lifestyle.

Life’s too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the silliness.

Being a detective means making tough decisions, but always for the greater good.

Don’t underestimate the power of a well-timed one-liner. It can save the day.

It’s not about winning, it’s about making sure justice is served.

I may not be the best detective, but I’m definitely the most charming.

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the thrilling chase.

A true detective never gives up, even in the face of overwhelming odds.

Brooklyn 99: where even the most serious crimes can be solved with a bit of humor.