Bojack Horseman Quotes

Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living.

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.

In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.

It’s funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. You need to be better.

You can’t keep running away. You have to show up and face your problems.

We’re all the heroes of our own stories.

Sometimes, it feels like you’re the only one who gets it.

You can’t just bury your mistakes. They’ll always come back to haunt you.

It’s not about getting what you want, it’s about wanting what you have.

People always say they want to be happy, but they never say they want to be content. How’s about that contentment?

There’s no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.

I don’t know how to start living, but I can stop feeling bad about it.

It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts.

There are some mistakes that you can’t undo, that can’t be fixed. You just have to live with them.

I think a lot of people don’t realize that even if they have great fame and fortune, it’s not going to fix everything.

Bojack Horseman Quotes part 2

The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning. It’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you’ll be dead.

I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day! Let’s do it!’

It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know if I believe in it, real lasting happiness. All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

Princess Carolyn, that’s the sort of store she shops at. Everything’s very smart, very expensive, and a size too small. It’s like she’s saying, ‘hey world, I don’t need to dress for comfort. I’m in great shape.’ And you are. And I will be. I will be so happy… once I’m skinny.

For years I pushed everyone away. I told myself it was about the work. ‘Oh, I don’t have the time, don’t you understand?’ But it wasn’t true. I was afraid. And then you came, and I didn’t want to be afraid anymore. You’re a risk, Princess Carolyn, but you’re a risk I’ll gladly take.

I’m so mad at you for dying. I don’t know if I should scream at you or hug you.

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.

You need to take responsibility for your own happiness.

You have to live with the crappy thing you did for the rest of your life. You should find a way to be happy.

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I need to go take a trip, reevaluate my life, fall in love. I need to find my own Horsin’ Around. Dammit, I lost my train of thought.

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I need to go take a trip, reevaluate my life, fall in love. I need to find my own Horsin’ Around. Dammit, I lost my train of thought.

You know, it’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

I don’t understand how people… lives. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day! Let’s do it!’

If I could take it all back, I would. I would never have been born.

You know, it’s… it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look, like, flags.

That’s the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.

Being an adult is knowing you’re not special.

You know, I think we all want to believe that we’d be brave in a different circumstance.

I always dreamed of being an artist, and now I’m living the dream of a different BoJack Horseman.

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I think the reason why I wanted to make this movie is, um… maybe I thought if I could show people how bad… it was for me, maybe they’d see it was bad for them too and they’d want to make a change.

It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day; that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

BoJack Horseman, man, it’s just words strung together. But it’s got meaning. You know, people love that guy.

You don’t get to be the victim and the hero. You have to pick one.