Bobby Hill Quotes – The Most Memorable Lines of the Beloved King of Propane

I tell you what, man, propane ain’t just a gas, it’s a way of life.

I don’t always understand the world, but I understand the beauty of a good taco.

Life is like a fart, it’s better to let it out than hold it in.

If life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade, make a lemon meringue pie instead.

I’ve learned that the best way to get through life is with a good sense of humor and a pocket full of candy.

Just when you think you’ve figured something out, life throws you a curveball. And sometimes that curveball is a soccer ball.

In an age of technology, it’s important to remember that the sound of a lawnmower can be just as soothing as any meditation app.

Every time I see a squirrel, I can’t help but wonder what they’re thinking… and if they ever get sick of nuts.

Sometimes the hardest part of growing up is realizing that you’re not as cool as you thought you were.

Life is like a pizza, it may not always be perfect, but as long as there’s cheese and pepperoni, it’s still pretty damn good.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can still cut through a piece of cake with precision.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but Nutella comes in at a close second.

Sometimes you have to let go of what’s comfortable and embrace the unknown. And by unknown I mean trying a new flavor of ice cream.

The world is a crazy place, but as long as I have nachos, I know everything will be alright.

Bobby Hill Quotes – The Most Memorable Lines of the Beloved King of Propane part 2

Life is too short to waste on uncomfortable shoes and bad hair days.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but have they ever tried buying a really good hamburger?

If life is a game, then I want to play on the swing set for as long as possible.

Growing up may be confusing, but at least I can always rely on the comfort of a warm grilled cheese sandwich.

It’s important to remember that just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s good. That goes for boy bands and overpriced coffee.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to take a step back and eat a slice of pie.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get… unless you read the chart on the back.

You know what they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Although I prefer mine scrambled.

The best way to conquer your fears is to face them head on… or maybe just avoid them altogether and watch a good horror movie instead.

If life gives you lemons, make a really sour face and then go find a lemonade stand.

Sometimes you have to take a chance and try something new. Like putting potato chips on a sandwich. Trust me, it’s life-changing.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but have they ever seen a really good meme?

If life is a roller coaster, then I want the front seat and a bag of cotton candy.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to take a nap and hope it goes away on its own.

It’s not the destination that matters, it’s the journey… unless you’re going to the mall, then it’s definitely the destination.

Life is like a puzzle, sometimes you have to step back and look at the big picture to figure out where the pieces fit.

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of grass between your toes… unless you step on a sprinkler, then it’s just wet and uncomfortable.

The secret to a good day is a solid breakfast and a really strong cup of coffee… and maybe a donut or two.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but I prefer to sleep in and catch a few extra Z’s instead.

Growing up may be scary, but at least I have the comfort of knowing that Oreos will always be there for me.

Life is like a video game, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you’re just stuck in traffic.

If life is a marathon, then I want to be the guy passing out water and cheering people on from the sidelines.

They say that behind every great man is a great woman, but sometimes behind every great man is just a really good hot dog stand.

If life is a puzzle, then I’m the piece that doesn’t quite fit… but that just makes me more interesting, right?

They say laughter is the best medicine, but French fries and a milkshake can cure just about anything.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to take a deep breath, count to ten, and then eat a slice of pizza.

If life is a circus, then I want to be the guy who gets shot out of a cannon. It’s all about taking risks, man.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think beauty is in the eye of the person who’s eating a really good slice of cake.

Life is like a snowflake, delicate and beautiful… and a total pain in the butt when it starts to melt.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to put on some music and dance it out. Works for me every time.

If life is a highway, then I want to be the guy driving the ice cream truck. Everyone loves the ice cream truck guy.