The Dude abides.
Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me.
This aggression will not stand, man!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
The Dude minds, man.
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Mind if I do a J?
Just take it easy, man.
The Dude is not in.
Yeah, but I still jerk off manually.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
I was talking about my rug.
It’s like what Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
That’s why I don’t roll on Shabbos.
Stay out of my beach community!
It’s a league game, Smokey.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re going to have to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron.
Big Lebowski Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Cult Classic part 2
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!
This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
I had a rough night, and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!
I’m Jewish, man. You know, we don’t believe in hatin’, but my fuckin’ ass got a fucking gun to it!
It seems like a pretty straightforward case to me. It’s more complicated than that, don’t ya know?
Mind if I do a J?
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
Donny, you’re out of your element!
That’s my robe.
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
My issue is I’m trying to enjoy my coffee and a news program here, and there’s some crazy lady with a dog out here yapping at me about how she owes money to Jackie Treehorn.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
You have got to buck up, man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament!
Let me explain something to you. I am not ‘Mr. Lebowski.’ You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.
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