Best Tommy Boy Quotes That Will Make You LOL

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

You know what I’m thinking? ‘Cause I’m thinking it!

I can actually hear you getting fatter.

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.

I may not have a brain, but I have an idea.

It’s okay to be scared, but you can’t let that stop you from living.

I’m the tornado with pretty eyes and a warm heart.

I may be a screw-up, but I’m a good screw-up.

One step at a time, Tommy. One step at a time.

You can change your clothes and your hairstyle, but you can’t change your dumbass personality.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you’d like.

I have a black belt in quoting Tommy Boy.

I may be the king of stupid quotes, but at least I’m the king.

I may not be book smart, but I’m street stupid.

The key to success is not taking yourself too seriously.

I don’t need a funny quote to make you laugh, I just need to be myself.

I talk a lot of nonsense, but every now and then, I say something brilliant.

Don’t underestimate the power of a good joke.

I’m not just a pretty face, I have a pretty funny sense of humor too.

Best Tommy Boy Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 2

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.

I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m pretty close… to being totally clueless.

You don’t need a degree in comedy to appreciate a good laugh.

If laughter is the best medicine, then I must be a doctor.

I may not have a lot of brains, but I have plenty of heart.

Success is not measured by the size of your bank account, but by the number of laughs you bring into the world.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you’re gonna get stuck in one.

I’m not a hero, I’m just a guy with a sense of humor and a lot of courage.

Humor is my superpower, and I’m not afraid to use it.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m definitely the funniest.

I’m not good with numbers, but I’m great with punchlines.

Life is a roller coaster, and I’m the guy who gets stuck on the loop-de-loops.

I may not have all the answers, but I have a damn good joke for every question.

I may be clumsy, but I never let that stop me from making people laugh.

You can’t please everyone, but you can definitely make them laugh.

I don’t need a script to make you smile, I just need to be myself.

Life is too short to be serious all the time, so let’s laugh our way through it.

I may trip over my own feet, but I always land on my sense of humor.

I don’t need a map to find the funny side of life.

I may not be a genius, but I’m definitely a comedic mastermind.

I may not be the life of the party, but I’m definitely the laugh of the party.

I don’t need a stage to be the center of attention, I just need a good punchline.

I don’t need a diploma to know that laughter is the best medicine.

I may be a fool, but I’m a damn funny fool.