Best Quotes from the Movie Snatch

Why the fuck would I want to do that?! I got your number, I’ll phone ya!

Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win.

You’re not moving to America, you’re fucking staying here!

It’s not like they put it on the side of a fucking bus!

It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?

We’re gonna do ’em a favor. We’re gonna steal the Statue of Liberty.

They’re all chasing the money, and that’s all it is to them, money.

Why did you have to bring guns? I fucking told you to leave the guns at home!

You don’t understand. This is history. It’s monumental.

Don’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear.’

Ya like dags?

Jesus, Boris, why didn’t you change your shirt?

Now, I can’t MAKE you do anything. But I think you’ll find it hard to say no.

You just brought piss to a shitfight.

I’m a business man. Blood is money.

What the hell is happening with this world, Mickey?

No, it’s not the one with the shoot-’em-up bang-bang. It’s the one with Daniel the ‘magic’ pony.

You’d better pray that he makes it, Brick Top.

Best Quotes from the Movie Snatch part 2

Why do they call him Bullet Tooth?

Bell-ends! Slags! Sluts! Dogs! Skets! Fucking elephants! Dogs!

You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into, son.

One punch. Just one punch, wouldn’t you? One punch.

I wish I was out of this game.

You don’t take out a hitty, Harry. You just… don’t.

Unfortunately, they keep bringing me pawns.

Mullets are cool! You look cool!

I won’t speak to you if you don’t clean yourself up.

You’re a fucking liability, you’re a waste of space and you’re not welcome.

Yeah, Tony, you’re never gonna find him. You know what I mean? You could have stuck a grenade up my ass, and I wouldn’t have called him.

For a man that claims to be afraid of heights, you’ve got some set of balls.

You made me fucking swallow it!

We’ll be in the car. When you lot have quite finished, we’ll be in the car.

Hey, Vinny. Got your boots on?

This is a shotgun, Sol. It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun.

It’s all bollocks. All of it.

You might be able to walk on water, but you can’t walk on this.

Thank you for the jam, sir.

It’s just a… conflict of interests.

This is a fucking mess, Turkish.

Don’t worry, Mickey. It’s not gonna hurt at all.

You ain’t from this planet, are you?

You’re the one with the reputation to consider, Tom.