Bill Brasky once wrestled a bear and won, just to prove he could.
In high school, Bill Brasky was voted ‘Most Likely to Outdrink an Entire Fraternity.’
Bill Brasky’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bill Brasky doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Bill Brasky once threw a party at the Taj Mahal. The party lasted three days, and the Taj Mahal is still standing.
Bill Brasky once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.
Bill Brasky can speak Braille. With his mouth.
Bill Brasky once swallowed a whole watermelon seed and grew a watermelon tree in his stomach…in one day.
Bill Brasky has a restricted line of credit at the International Space Station.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled the Loch Ness Monster. The only reason Nessie survived was because Bill let her win.
Bill Brasky’s belly button doesn’t collect lint. It collects gold nuggets.
Bill Brasky had a staring contest with the Sun. The Sun blinked first.
Bill Brasky can breathe underwater. He chooses not to because it’s too easy.
Bill Brasky’s blood type is WD-40.
Bill Brasky invented the wheel…after roundhouse kicking a square.
Bill Brasky can speak every language, even ones he’s never heard before.
Bill Brasky once wrestled a tornado and won.
Bill Brasky once threw a touchdown pass on the moon. The receiver is still running.
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Bill Brasky rode a shark to work, just for fun.
Bill Brasky can divide by zero.
Bill Brasky once ate a whole cake to celebrate eating half a cake.
Bill Brasky once ran a marathon backwards, while juggling flaming torches.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a bear and won, without using his arms.
Bill Brasky can touch his nose with his tongue…while doing a handstand.
Bill Brasky once climbed Mount Everest in flip-flops.
Bill Brasky once built a house out of playing cards…and it’s still standing.
Bill Brasky once won a staring contest against a statue.
Bill Brasky’s shadow can bench press 500 pounds.
Bill Brasky once ate a whole pizza in one bite. The pizza needed a second bite.
Bill Brasky can walk on water. He chooses not to because sharks get jealous.
Bill Brasky can run at the speed of light…backwards.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a grizzly bear. The bear hasn’t been seen since.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold had to tap out.
Bill Brasky once wrestled a hurricane. He tamed it and named it after himself.
Bill Brasky can sneeze with his eyes open.
Bill Brasky can solve a Rubik’s Cube in two moves.
Bill Brasky once caught a bullet with his teeth…then spat it back at the gunman.
Bill Brasky’s hands are registered as lethal weapons…in every country.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a gorilla. The gorilla had to wear a cast afterwards.
Bill Brasky can eat a 72-ounce steak in two minutes flat…without chewing.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a volcano. The eruption was nothing compared to Bill’s strength.
Bill Brasky can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a great white shark. The shark ended up getting a free dental cleaning.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a tornado. The tornado apologized for the inconvenience.
Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled a train. The train derailed from the sheer force of Bill’s arm.
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