Beetlejuice Quotes – Unleashing the Wit and Charm of the Afterlife’s Most Mischievous Ghost

It’s showtime!

I’m the ghost with the most, babe.

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Nice f***ing model!

What are your qualifications?

It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure.

Yeah, well, you know what they say. In the land of the living, dead men tell no tales.

If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little ‘accident’.

Bio-exorcism at its finest.

I’m feeling a little… flat.

I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I’ll chew on a dog!

It’s a little late for you to start growing a conscience.

I’m the ghost host with the most.

I’m your messenger of death, ain’t I neat?

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to summon you, it was an accident.

What I want is to get out of this creepy-ass place.

You’re like a lost little doggy, aren’t you?

Can I ask why you haven’t taken care of the Sandworm situation?

We’re here to get rid of the Deetzes, remember? They’re trespassing.

I’m the Ghost King now.

I hate it when I get sand in my sheets.

How about a nice, big round of applause for myself?

Why don’t you ask me about the afterlife? I assure you, it’s… interesting.

I’ve been to Saturn once, but I didn’t like it. It’s just me and it’s too clean.

Beetlejuice Quotes – Unleashing the Wit and Charm of the Afterlife’s Most Mischievous Ghost part 2

I’m pretty good at fixing things around the house. Step on it!

You look like someone just walked over your grave.

It is so hard to get good help these days.

I’m here for an exorcism, sir. We have a malevolent spirit in the house.

The lambs have passed through the gate. They are come to the killing floor.

Gee, I’ve never seen you so upset before. I guess I’m gonna have to teach you a lesson.

I’m the one you called for help, remember?

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!

What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?

Never trust the living.

You people are so easy to manipulate.

I’m the ghost with the most, babe, and you’re the beauty with the bad breath.

You should try dying for a change. You might like it.

Just say my name three times and I’ll help you out, baby.

I am the ghost you really should be afraid of.

I’m not scary, I’m just misunderstood.

I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

I’ve seen the exorcist 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

You don’t want their help. You want revenge.

I’m the ghost with the most power, so you better watch out.

I’m the ghost who’s gonna make all your nightmares come true!