Beer Sayings Funny

• Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
• Beer: the only proof you need that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
• Beer: the perfect blend of carbs and happiness.
• Beer: the answer to all of life’s questions.
• I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink a lot of it.
• Beer: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
• Beer is not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
• Beer: because sometimes water just doesn’t cut it.
• Beer: the ultimate liquid bread.
• Beer: because adulting is hard.
• In beer we trust.
• I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink craft beer.
• Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
• Beer: because happy hour is the best hour.
• Beer: liquid gold in a glass.
• Save water, drink beer.
• Beer: the original social network.
• Beer: the official sponsor of weekends.
• Beer: making people more interesting since ancient times.
• I work out so I can drink more beer.
• Beer: because sometimes you need a hug in a mug.
• Beer: the reason I get out of bed on Saturdays.
• Beer: the adult version of a juice box.
• Beer: the breakfast of champions.
• Beer: because there’s no such thing as too cold or too early.
• A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
• Beer: the reason I have weekends.
• Beer: because who needs therapy when you have beer?
• Beer: the one thing you can’t have just one of.
• In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
• Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
• Beer: the best way to make new friends.
• Life is too short to drink bad beer.
• Beer: the ultimate refreshment.
• Beer: the reason I’m not a morning person.
• I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my pajamas.
• Beer: because sometimes a glass of wine just won’t cut it.
• Beer: because sometimes it’s the only way to survive a family reunion.
• Beer: the original liquid courage.
• Beer: the unofficial sponsor of camping trips.
• Beer: because sometimes you need a little liquid inspiration.
• Beer: the perfect solution to a long day.
• Beer: the adult version of a teddy bear.
• I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.
• Beer: the reason I love happy hour.
• Beer: because sometimes you just need to let loose and have a cold one.
• Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
• Good beer, good friends, good times.
• In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
• Beer is my spirit animal.
• I’d rather have a beer belly than a six-pack.
• My favorite color is beer.
• Beer me, please.
• Drink local, drink craft.
• Beer: liquid bread.
• Life is too short to drink bad beer.
• A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
• Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
• Cold beer, warm fire, good friends.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Beer makes everything better.
• I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
• Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
• The best beer is an open beer.
• I have a beer-a-day calendar, but I keep forgetting to turn the pages.
• Beer is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
• Beer: helping ugly people have sex since ancient times.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer is just beer.
• Life is short, drink the good beer.
• Drink beer, save water.
• Beer: making people better looking since 1862.
• Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing.
• The only thing better than a cold beer is a free cold beer.
• Beer: the perfect cure for a bad day.
• I like my beer like I like my women: cold and bitter.
• Beer is not the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
• Beer: it’s not just a drink, it’s an adventure.
• I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
• I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing.
• The beer tastes better when it’s earned.
• I have a degree in beerology.
• I have never met a beer I didn’t like.
• Beer is cheaper than therapy.
• Beer: it’s like liquid gold.
• Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
• I don’t need a beer, I need a therapist who drinks beer.
• Beer is like duct tape, it fixes everything.
• I drink beer because adulting is hard.
• Without beer, things do not seem to go as well.
• I’m a beer snob, but I’ll drink anything.
• Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
• A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking my daily serving of fruits and vegetables.
• I drink beer to forget that I drink beer.
• Beer: because sometimes you just need to let loose and have a good time.
• Beer: because sometimes wine doesn’t cut it.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have beers about laughter.
• I told my wife I’d stop drinking beer. I didn’t say anything about tequila!

Beer Sayings Funny part 2