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- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- I’m just here for the beer.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Keep calm and drink beer.
- Life is better with beer.
- Beer makes everything better.
- Brewed to perfection.
- Hops, malt, and barley, oh my!
- Beer me, please.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer [insert favorite brand].
- Time flies when you’re having beer.
- Beer is my spirit animal.
- Save water, drink beer.
- A day without beer is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
- My blood type is IPA positive.
- Beer: because sometimes wine just isn’t enough.
- Good beer, good life.
- Beer makes me hoppy.
- Life’s too short to drink cheap beer.
- The beer is calling and I must go.
- Beer is a hug in a glass.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- I work hard so my beer can have a better life.
- Beer is not a matter of life or death, it’s much more important than that.
- Life is uncertain, but beer is a sure thing.
- Beer snobbery is a good thing.
- I never met a beer I didn’t like.
- Happiness is a cold beer on a hot day.
- Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Trust me, you can dance. – Beer.
- Beer is like liquid gold.
- I drink beer because I’m not a quitter.
- Life is too short for bad beer and boring socks.
- Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- There’s always time for one more beer.
- I’d rather have a cold beer than a warm hug.
- Beer is my therapy.
- Beer: it’s what’s for dinner.
- I may not be rich and famous, but I have beer.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- This beer is making me awesome.
- The only time I drink beer is when I’m with someone or alone.
- Beer is the glue that holds my life together.
- I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a beer enjoying solution.
- Good people drink good beer.
- There’s a beer for every mood and occasion.
- Beer: because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
- Beer makes me a better person.
- I’m not a morning person, but I’m a beer person.
- Beer is always the answer, but I forget the question.
- Beer: the nectar of the gods.
- Beer is the perfect remedy for a bad day.
- Without beer, things just don’t seem to go as well.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold.
- A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
- My beer is my best friend.
- Beer is my happy place.
- Life is too short to drink boring beer.
- A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
- Beer is the reason I get up in the morning (sometimes).
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold and in a koozie.
- Good friends, good times, and cold beer – what more could you want?
- Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
- Keep calm and drink beer (with a koozie, of course).
- This koozie may be empty, but my heart is full of beer.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing social distancing with my beer koozie.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- Save water, drink beer (in a koozie, of course).
- This beer koozie doubles as my therapist.
- I’m not a morning person, but I can be a beer person any time of day.
- I have a beer and a koozie, so what’s the problem?
- Life is too short to drink bad beer (or warm beer without a koozie).
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (especially with a koozie).
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast (with a collection of koozies).
- A cold beer in a koozie is like a warm hug from an old friend.
- Beer: liquid bread that makes you smarter (or at least funnier with a koozie).
- This koozie may be small, but my love for beer is big.
- I may not be perfect, but my beer koozie always keeps my beer cold.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one (with a trusty koozie).
- Beer me (in a koozie, please).
- A day without beer is like… just kidding, I have a koozie.
- I have a beer and a koozie, what could go wrong?
- Happiness is a cold beer in a koozie.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie with a funny saying.
- Beer and koozies, the dynamic duo of refreshment.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer!
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to keep it cold.
- If you can read this, bring me a cold beer.
- Beer is the answer, I don’t remember the question.
- This beer isn’t going to drink itself.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about the beer.
- Good people drink good beer.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Beer makes everything better.
- Trust me, you can dance – beer.
- I drink beer because adulting is hard.
- Keep calm and drink beer.
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