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- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- In a world where you can be anything, be kind and drink beer.
- Beer is the cure for everything except stupidity.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
- Beer: because sometimes one drink isn’t enough.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close.
- Beer makes everything better.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- Drink beer like a boss.
- A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
- You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
- Beer is my spirit animal.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- Beer: because sometimes wine just won’t cut it.
- Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Beer: the reason I get up every afternoon.
- Beer: the perfect end to a perfect day.
- I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.
- Beer is the liquid version of therapy.
- A good beer is like a good friend, always there when you need it.
- Beer: the reason I’m not as productive as I should be.
- I have a drinking problem…I run out of beer too quickly.
- Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Beer: because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
- You can’t spell beer without be and er.
- Beer is the reason I know my ABCs: Always Be Chugging.
- Beer: liquid gold.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a pint glass.
- Beer: the only thing better than a glass of wine.
- When life gives you lemons, crack open a cold one.
- My favorite color is beer.
- Beer: cheaper than therapy.
- Beer: the reason I’m such a great dancer.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer flights, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
- Without beer, things would just hoppen.
- Beer: because sometimes life is just too hard to handle sober.
- I only drink beer on days that end in y.
- There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a cold beer.
- Beer: the nectar of the gods.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional beer taster.
- Beer: because sometimes a beer belly is better than a six-pack.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a growler of beer, and that’s pretty close.
- Beer: because sometimes water just won’t do.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer, so always choose wisely.
- Beer: the only thing better than a cold shower after a hot day.
- A cold beer is like a warm hug from an old friend.
- Beer: the perfect excuse for a party.
- Beer is a hug in a mug.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- I have a beer gut because I’m a brew master.
- Beer makes me hoppy.
- Keep calm and drink a beer.
- A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
- Beer: the reason I wake up every afternoon.
- Cheers to beers!
- It’s always beer o’clock somewhere.
- My blood type is beer positive.
- A man’s best friend is his beer.
- I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing with my beer.
- Beer is the reason I know how to count to 21.
- Beer: the liquid courage you need to make questionable decisions.
- Beer is like liquid bread, it’s a meal in a glass.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold.
- Beer is the duct tape of life.
- A cold beer is the ultimate stress reliever.
- Beer: the reason I’m not a morning person.
- Beer is my love language.
- There’s a beer for every occasion.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have beers about thoughts.
- Beer: the perfect excuse for a bad decision.
- Life is too short to drink anything but good beer.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s pretty close.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying my beer.
- I have a degree in beerology.
- Beer: the official sponsor of weekends.
- A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
- Beer is the reason I wake up with a smile on my face.
- Beer: the fifth food group.
- Drink beer, it’s cheaper than therapy.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer a cold one.
- Beer is the key to my heart.
- Life is too short for bad beer and boring people.
- Beer: the perfect accessory to any occasion.
- A bad day with a beer is better than a good day without one.
- The only thing better than a cold beer is a free cold beer.
- I’m on a beer diet, I’ve lost three days already.
- Beer: the reason I’m a morning person…afternoon person…evening person…
- A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
- Beer is the universal language of love.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be craft.
- Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
- There’s no such thing as a bad beer, just some are better than others.
- The only time I drink beer is when I’m happy, sad, celebrating, or just because.
- Beer: the perfect gift for any occasion.
- Beer is the foundation of any nutritious breakfast.
- I love beer, it’s my spirit animal.
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