Beer Drinking Sayings

1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
2. In a world where you can be anything, be kind and drink beer.
3. Beer is the cure for everything except stupidity.
4. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
5. Beer: because sometimes one drink isn’t enough.
6. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close.
7. Beer makes everything better.
8. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
9. Drink beer like a boss.
10. A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
11. You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
12. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
13. Beer is my spirit animal.
14. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
15. Save water, drink beer.
16. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
17. Beer: because sometimes wine just won’t cut it.
18. Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
19. Beer: the reason I get up every afternoon.
20. Beer: the perfect end to a perfect day.
21. I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.
22. Beer is the liquid version of therapy.
23. A good beer is like a good friend, always there when you need it.
24. Beer: the reason I’m not as productive as I should be.
25. I have a drinking problem…I run out of beer too quickly.
26. Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
27. Beer: because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
28. You can’t spell beer without be and er.
29. Beer is the reason I know my ABCs: Always Be Chugging.
30. Beer: liquid gold.
31. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a pint glass.
32. Beer: the only thing better than a glass of wine.
33. When life gives you lemons, crack open a cold one.
34. My favorite color is beer.
35. Beer: cheaper than therapy.
36. Beer: the reason I’m such a great dancer.
37. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer flights, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
38. Without beer, things would just hoppen.
39. Beer: because sometimes life is just too hard to handle sober.
40. I only drink beer on days that end in y.
41. There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a cold beer.
42. Beer: the nectar of the gods.
43. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional beer taster.
44. Beer: because sometimes a beer belly is better than a six-pack.
45. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a growler of beer, and that’s pretty close.
46. Beer: because sometimes water just won’t do.
47. Life is too short to drink bad beer, so always choose wisely.
48. Beer: the only thing better than a cold shower after a hot day.
49. A cold beer is like a warm hug from an old friend.
50. Beer: the perfect excuse for a party.
51. Beer is a hug in a mug.
52. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
53. I have a beer gut because I’m a brew master.
54. Beer makes me hoppy.
55. Keep calm and drink a beer.
56. A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
57. Beer: the reason I wake up every afternoon.
58. Cheers to beers!
59. It’s always beer o’clock somewhere.
60. My blood type is beer positive.
61. A man’s best friend is his beer.
62. I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing with my beer.
63. Beer is the reason I know how to count to 21.
64. Beer: the liquid courage you need to make questionable decisions.
65. Beer is like liquid bread, it’s a meal in a glass.
66. In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
67. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold.
68. Beer is the duct tape of life.
69. A cold beer is the ultimate stress reliever.
70. Beer: the reason I’m not a morning person.
71. Beer is my love language.
72. There’s a beer for every occasion.
73. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have beers about thoughts.
74. Beer: the perfect excuse for a bad decision.
75. Life is too short to drink anything but good beer.
76. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s pretty close.
77. I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying my beer.
78. I have a degree in beerology.
79. Beer: the official sponsor of weekends.
80. A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
81. Beer is the reason I wake up with a smile on my face.
82. Beer: the fifth food group.
83. Drink beer, it’s cheaper than therapy.
84. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer a cold one.
85. Beer is the key to my heart.
86. Life is too short for bad beer and boring people.
87. Beer: the perfect accessory to any occasion.
88. A bad day with a beer is better than a good day without one.
89. The only thing better than a cold beer is a free cold beer.
90. I’m on a beer diet, I’ve lost three days already.
91. Beer: the reason I’m a morning person…afternoon person…evening person…
92. A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
93. Beer is the universal language of love.
94. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be craft.
95. Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
96. There’s no such thing as a bad beer, just some are better than others.
97. The only time I drink beer is when I’m happy, sad, celebrating, or just because.
98. Beer: the perfect gift for any occasion.
99. Beer is the foundation of any nutritious breakfast.
100. I love beer, it’s my spirit animal.

Beer Drinking Sayings part 2