Bar sayings – Wit, Wisdom, and Whimsy from the Local Pub

Time flies when you’re having beer.

In hops we trust.

Drink happy thoughts.

Good drinks, good friends, good times.

No hour is wasted when it’s happy hour.

Beer: Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Cheers to beers and good cheers.

Save water, drink beer.

Beer: Because adulting is hard.

Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.

Drink responsibly, but always have a good time.

Sip, sip, hooray!

Beer: The best accessory for any occasion.

Beer is the answer, I can’t remember the question.

To beer or not to beer, that is the question.

Beer: Making people interesting since forever.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

In beer we unite, in hangovers we regret.

I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.

Warning: Consumption of alcoholic beverages may lead to dancing on tables.

Drink beer and stay out of my bubble.

Work like a captain, drink like a pirate.

Life is brew-tiful.

Good beer, good vibes, good times.

Beer: Because you can’t drink bacon.

Time flies when you’re sipping on brews.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

By the yard, life is hard, but by the inch, it’s a cinch.

Save a beer, ride a bartender.

Beer: It’s not just a breakfast drink anymore.

In beer we trust.

Bar sayings – Wit, Wisdom, and Whimsy from the Local Pub part 2

Friends don’t let friends drink light beer.

Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Beer: It brings people together… unless they’re too drunk to find each other.

Life is too short to drink bad beer.

Beer: So much more than just a pint.

Brew-tiful things happen over beers.

Weekend forecast: 100% chance of beer.

Drink beer, save water.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Pour decisions ahead.

Beer: It’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.

Life happens, beer helps.

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Cheers, beers, and no tears.