Bad Santa Quotes

Santa may be jolly, but he’s also a little bit naughty.

Santa’s sleigh is powered by mischief and mayhem.

Forget coal, Santa’s bringing sassy comebacks this year.

Naughty or nice? Santa just cares about having a good time.

Santa’s workshop is like a non-stop party with misfit toys.

Santa doesn’t just deliver presents, he delivers sass and sarcasm.

Bad Santa knows how to rock his red suit and reindeer tattoos.

Santa’s elves are the true troublemakers of the North Pole.

Santa’s got a flask hidden in his big red coat.

Santa’s list is just a suggestion, not a strict guideline.

Bad Santa knows how to slide down a chimney and steal your heart.

Santa’s workshop is full of 24/7 mischief and shenanigans.

Forget milk and cookies, Bad Santa wants whiskey and nachos.

Santa’s naughty list is just a reminder of all the fun he’s had.

Santa’s sleigh is pimped out with a stereo system blasting rock music.

Bad Santa knows when you’re sleeping and doesn’t care if you’ve been bad or good.

Santa’s reindeer are sick of the nice ones, they love the naughty kids.

Santa’s beard is hiding all his mischievous laughter.

Naughty kids get better presents, according to Bad Santa’s rules.

Santa’s belly isn’t just from cookies, it’s from stealing hearts too.

Bad Santa’s workshop has a secret VIP lounge for elves only.

Santa’s version of the Twelve Days of Christmas involves pranks and mischief.

Bad Santa’s sleigh is powered by the laughter of mischievous children.

Santa’s red suit is a reminder that he’s always ready for trouble.

Bad Santa’s bag is filled with surprises and not just presents.

Santa’s elves have a secret underground network of mischief makers.

Bad Santa’s gift-wrapping skills include adding a touch of chaos and glitter.

Santa’s naughty list is full of kids who dared to challenge his mischievous ways.

Bad Santa doesn’t just slide down chimneys, he slides into your heart.

Santa’s reindeer are experts at causing mayhem and landing on rooftops.

Bad Santa’s cookies are spiked with a little bit of mischief.

Santa’s beard is so big because it’s hiding all of his secrets and laughter.

Bad Santa’s sleigh is powered by the energy of rebellious kids.

Santa’s red suit is a symbol of his mischievous spirit.

Bad Santa loves to leave surprises in the stockings of naughty children.

Santa’s elves are trained in the art of mischief and pranks.

Bad Santa’s belly is full of laughter and mischief.

Santa’s workshop is like a never-ending comedy show for misfit toys.

Bad Santa’s sleigh has a custom horn that plays rock music.

Santa’s reindeer love to cause chaos and make rooftops their playground.

Bad Santa knows that the best presents come with a side of mischief.

Santa’s belly may be jolly, but it’s also hiding a mischievous spirit.

Bad Santa’s naughty list is a badge of honor for misbehaving kids.

Santa’s red suit is his way of blending in with the mischievous holiday spirit.

Bad Santa’s sleigh has a hidden compartment for his stash of mischief.