Anchorman Quotes

I’m Ron Burgundy, and this is the greatest news team in the world!

Stay classy, San Diego.

I’m kind of a big deal.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

Milk was a bad choice.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m Ron Burgundy? Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

I’m Ron Burgundy and tonight’s top story is… me.

That escalated quickly.

By the beard of Zeus!

Hey everyone, come see how good I look!

I’m Ron Burgundy and I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You have an absolutely breathtaking… hind end.

I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel, but what I can’t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I’ve got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don’t know what to name it.

You know, Son, I’m not a religious man, but I’ve read some biblical stories, and I think you’re the devil.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.

I love lamp.

I don’t know what we’re yelling about!

I’m Ron Burgundy, and this is your brain on drugs.

Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please.

I’m Ron Burgundy, and I’m always down for some jazz flute.

Hey, Ron, I’m riding a furry tractor!

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

I’m going to punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.

I ate a big, red candle.

I wear many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I don’t know if you know this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

As you know, I’m a very important person.

I can have relations with any woman in this room, on command.

I always keep my composure. I can handle these situations, Ron.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon, but I also nick-named my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

I have very little time on this earth, and I have to live with you, so if you would just shut your pie hole, it would be appreciated.

Boy, that escalated quickly.

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show… and see if she likes the goods.

Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

The news team is like the Justice League of America!

I’m Ron Burgundy, and this is… the Weather Guess.

I’ll drop that motherfucker faster than a plate of hot rocks.