Alcoholic Quotes – Cheers to Going Overboard!

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.

I don’t need an excuse to drink, I need an excuse not to.

I only drink on days that end in ‘Y’.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria.

I only drink to forget how much I love drinking.

I never trust anyone who doesn’t drink.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Alcohol: because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.

I drink to make everything else disappear.

I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

I never run with scissors…those last two words were unnecessary.

I drink too much to reflect, but just enough to forget.

I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, but it helps you forget the question.

I don’t drink to forget, I drink to remember what I forgot.

I never wake up drunk, I wake up awesome.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking opportunity.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional drinker.

I may not be perfect, but my drink selection is.

Drinking is the answer. What was the question again?

Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine enthusiast.

Alcoholic Quotes – Cheers to Going Overboard! part 2

I drink to forget that I drank too much.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a professional lightweight.

I don’t have a problem with alcohol, I have a solution.

Drinking is the adult version of playing with your imaginary friend.

Beer: because adulting is hard.

I don’t drink alcohol, I drink liquid confidence.

I don’t need an intervention, I need another drink.

Drunk me makes the best life decisions.

I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s usually too much.

I don’t need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to.

I don’t trust people who don’t drink. How can you trust someone who can resist the allure of alcohol?

I drink to make everyone else look good.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a connoisseur of fine spirits.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a drink.

I’m not addicted to alcohol, I’m in a committed relationship.

I didn’t choose the whiskey life, the whiskey life chose me.

I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying a new level of confidence.

In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty stupid things while sober too.

I drink to make time fly…and remember nothing about it.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution: more alcohol.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drinking enthusiast. There’s a difference.