Age quotes funny

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.

I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

My memory must be getting old because I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

I’m not aging, I’m ripening to perfection.

I used to be young and beautiful, but now I’m just beautiful.

Getting older doesn’t mean you have to grow up.

At my age, getting lucky means finding my car keys in the morning.

The best thing about aging is that you become wiser, even if you don’t remember why.

I’m not getting older, I’m leveling up.

Age is like underwear – it creeps up on you and before you know it, you’re stuck with it.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Age is a case of mind over matter – if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

My age is not a reflection of the number of years I’ve lived, but the number of laughs I’ve had.

I’m not over the hill, I’m enjoying the view from the top.

The secret to staying young is lying about your age.

When I was younger, I used to break hearts. Nowadays, I break hips.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I’m not aging, I’m just becoming more distinguished.

Age is just an excuse to do things slower.

The older I get, the more energy I have to pretend that I have energy.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper – the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

They say age is just a number, but try telling that to my knees.

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.

Age is not important, unless you’re a cheese.

I don’t need anti-aging cream, I need memory-enhancing shampoo.

I’m not old, I’m a classic.

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.

Age is an issue of mind, over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I’m not old, I’m well-seasoned.

The best way to stay young is to hang out with older people who act young.

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese or a wine.

I’m not old, I’m just upgrading to a newer model.

I don’t have Wrinkles. I have laugh lines.

I may be getting older, but my sense of humor is forever stuck at 25.

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.

I’m not old, I’m “vintage” or “retro.”

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I may be getting older, but I refuse to act my age.

Age is just a number, in my case a really high one.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

I’m not old, I’m just a little more distinguished than I used to be.