Adam Sandler Quotes

I’m not an actor, I’m a [expletive] comedian.

I don’t know if I was a particularly funny kid, but I got to ride a lot of rides for free.

I do get a lot of the same sort of people who recognize me and like me from ‘Happy Gilmore’ or ‘Billy Madison.’

I’m proud of my little belly.

I’m not sure if Hollywood is lying to you, but I can tell you I’ve lied to Hollywood many times.

I’m a big basketball boy. That’s a thing, right? It is now.

I’ve always been a clown, even as a little kid. I remember annoying my parents and my sisters with different voices. I would impersonate our neighbors in a not-so-flattering way.

I’m a believer in the Oscars, I’m a believer in the show. I love the Oscars.

I think it’s just fun to try to make people laugh, especially if they’re having a bad day.

I think there’s something really cool about doing something corny and straight-faced.

I’m not the kind of guy that tries to make other people laugh, but if there’s something funny that happens and I’ve got a good one-liner that’ll perfectly fit in, I’ll do it.

I think the reason I’m overweight is because there’s an inner skinny guy who’s actually fighting to get out. And I know this is true because I used to be skinny.

I’m a huge sports fan. I love it all. Baseball, basketball, football, hockey.

I try to stay positive and optimistic, even when I’m playing characters who are not.

I’m an adrenaline junkie. If there’s a roller coaster, I’m on it.

I’m not a big fan of fruit. I’m more of a candy guy.

I’m a pretty easygoing guy. I’m not going to let little things bother me.

I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover. But if you mess with me or someone I love, watch out.

I’m not a morning person. I need my coffee before I can function.

I’m a big believer in following your dreams, even if they seem crazy to other people.

I’m a big fan of pizza. It’s my weakness.

I’m not the best dancer, but I’ll always have fun on the dance floor.

I’m not a big fan of technology. I prefer to live in the moment.

I’m a homebody. I love being in my pajamas and watching movies.

I’m a big believer in second chances. We all make mistakes.

I’m not a big fan of social media. I prefer real-life connections.

I’m a big believer in the power of laughter. It can heal the soul.

I’m not a big fan of going to the gym. I prefer to stay active in other ways.

I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I’ll fight for what I love.

I’m not a big fan of reality TV. I prefer scripted shows.

I’m a big believer in the power of music. It can change your mood in an instant.

I’m not a big fan of cooking. I prefer to go out to eat.

I’m a big believer in taking risks. You never know what might happen.

I’m not a big fan of small talk. I prefer deeper conversations.

I’m a big believer in the value of hard work. It’s the key to success.

I’m not a big fan of big crowds. I prefer more intimate settings.

I’m a big believer in the importance of family. They’re always there for you.

I’m not a big fan of gossip. I prefer to focus on the positive.

I’m a big believer in the power of love. It can conquer all.

I’m not a big fan of negativity. I prefer to surround myself with positive people.

I’m a big believer in being yourself. Life is too short to pretend to be someone else.

I’m not a big fan of judgment. We’re all just trying to figure it out.

I’m a big believer in the power of a good joke. Laughter is the best medicine.

I’m not a big fan of drama. I prefer to live a peaceful life.

I’m a big believer in the power of dreams. They can take you places you never thought possible.