About me funny quotes

I’m so awesome, my middle name should be Danger.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.

I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day pajama enthusiast.

My hair is a reflection of my chaotic mind.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the durability of the floor.

I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can handle my sarcasm.

I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just in a constant battle with gravity.

I’m not interested in being in a relationship. I just want a Wifi connection that lasts longer than a week.

I’m not messy, I’m just creatively organized.

I’m not old, I’m retro.

I may not be a superhero, but I can save the day with my amazing procrastination skills.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

I’m not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a why-is-the-coffee-gone?! person.

I’m not a doctor, but I can cure your boredom.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. Feed me and I’ll apologize again.

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I don’t have a short attention span, I just- oh look, a squirrel!

About me funny quotes part 2

I’m not slow, I’m just conserving energy.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on power saver mode.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my daydreams.

I’m not disorganized, I’m just creatively flexible.

I’m not messy, I’m just creatively chaotic.

I’m not addicted to coffee, I just have a personal relationship with it.

I’m not normal, I’m unique.

I can’t help being awesome, it’s just who I am.

I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing for the next Olympics in the Tripping Over Air event.

I’m not always late, I just have my own timezone.

I’m not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for awesomeness.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can’t handle.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something important.

I don’t need charm to win you over, my sarcasm is enough.

I’m not a gossip, I just have a lot of socially relevant information to share.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee dependent life form.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the ground.

I may not be a superhero, but I can rock a cape like nobody’s business.

I’m not a quitter, I’m just on a temporary sabbatical from success.

I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just appreciative of the finer things in life.

I’m not a pessimist, I’m just a realist with a sense of humor.

I’m not shy, I’m just waiting for the right moment to dazzle everyone with my awesomeness.

I’m not stubborn, I just know I’m always right.