7 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes

7 years and counting…who would have thought we’d last this long!

If our marriage was a car, it would definitely be a vintage model by now!

7 years of love, laughter, and occasional eye-rolling.

Marriage is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and sometimes we need it to get through these anniversaries!

7 years and still rocking the ‘happily ever after’!

After 7 years, I can safely say that marriage is a constant battle of hiding the TV remote.

Cheers to 7 years of tolerating each other’s morning breath!

Who knew we could be this weird and still make it 7 years?!

Happy 7th anniversary to my partner in crime, let’s keep breaking the rules!

7 years and it still feels like we got married yesterday…oh wait, that’s because we’re still in our honeymoon phase!

Does legally changing our WiFi password count as a 7-year anniversary gift?

7 years of marriage, and I still don’t understand why you take so long to get ready.

Cheers to 7 years of pretending we know what we’re doing!

If we can survive 7 years of marriage, we can survive anything…including that time you forgot to take out the trash.

Here’s to 7 years of forgetting to put the toilet seat down!

Happy 7th anniversary to the one person who can annoy me and make me laugh at the same time.

7 years later, and I never get tired of your snoring or stealing all the blankets!

They say the 7-year itch is a real thing…but I think it’s just an excuse to buy a fancy vacation.

7 years of love and laughter, and not a day without a bad joke from you.

Marriage is a lot like math – a constant struggle to find the right formula after 7 years!

7 years and we still haven’t grown up…and I hope we never do!

Happy 7th anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I don’t feel like it.

7 years – the perfect amount of time to prove that love can be both messy and beautiful at the same time.

Cheers to 7 years of stealing the covers and hogging the bed!

7 years and counting…I guess we’re stuck with each other!

At this point, I’m convinced we’re in a never-ending episode of ‘Married With Children’…and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Waking up next to you for the past 7 years has been the best alarm clock I could ask for.

7 years and we still haven’t learned how to dance…but at least we have each other to laugh at!

Happy 7th anniversary to my partner in crime, who always knows how to keep life interesting.

7 years together – that’s a lot of shared embarrassing moments!

If laughter is the secret to a happy marriage, then we must be doing something right after 7 years.

7 years of marriage, and I still can’t believe you agreed to put up with my craziness!

Here’s to 7 years of sticking it out through your terrible cooking experiments!

Happy anniversary to the person who can turn my frown upside down, even after 7 years.

Cheers to 7 years of pretending to like each other’s taste in music.

7 years and still surprised that I managed to find someone who can handle my sarcasm!

Happy 7th anniversary to the person who still doesn’t understand my weird sense of humor, but loves me anyway.

Here’s to 7 years of burning dinner and ordering takeout!

7 years – that’s a whole lot of picking up after each other’s messes!

Happy 7th anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh…even when I want to cry.

After 7 years, I think it’s safe to say we’ve become the ultimate power couple…at Netflix marathons.

Here’s to 7 years of being grossly in love with each other…and occasionally grossed out by each other!

7 years together and still trying not to fall asleep during your favorite TV shows.

Happy anniversary to the person who makes me forget about all the bad hair days I’ve had in the past 7 years!

Cheers to 7 years of proving that love can be both sweet and hilarious, even in the most mundane moments.

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